Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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Went halfway up the M25, to meet one, had been talking to her for quite a while.
But oh dear god, when she walked out of the hotel to meet me, my legs nearly went into panic mode ,and legged it back to the car, she was bloody huge.
I remember heading straight for the toilets after quickly saying hello, and thinking , how the **** am i going to get out of this:?
 
blueshift said:
Went halfway up the M25, to meet one, had been talking to her for quite a while.
But oh dear god, when she walked out of the hotel to meet me, my legs nearly went into panic mode ,and legged it back to the car, she was bloody huge.
I remember heading straight for the toilets after quickly saying hello, and thinking , how the **** am i going to get out of this:?
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The beauty of the internet is that it has visual capabilities... Did you not ask for a pic first?!?! :eek:
 
blueshift said:
Went halfway up the M25, to meet one, had been talking to her for quite a while.
But oh dear god, when she walked out of the hotel to meet me, my legs nearly went into panic mode ,and legged it back to the car, she was bloody huge.
I remember heading straight for the toilets after quickly saying hello, and thinking , how the **** am i going to get out of this:?
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Ahaha, what did you do?
 
Anyway i had to take her back to my flat, she couldnt get home from where she was, i bunked down on the couch, and she went straight for my laptop and straight into facebook. oh the horror.
In the morning i was awoken but her face leering over me, asking me what we were doing today?
I said well im taking you down to the nearest coach station, which i did.

Im still trying to get the fake tan smears out of my duvet
 
blueshift said:
Went halfway up the M25, to meet one, had been talking to her for quite a while.
But oh dear god, when she walked out of the hotel to meet me, my legs nearly went into panic mode ,and legged it back to the car, she was bloody huge.
I remember heading straight for the toilets after quickly saying hello, and thinking , how the **** am i going to get out of this:?
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Throw her a pork chop and run!

Let me guess, Plenty of fish?
 
blueshift said:
Anyway i had to take her back to my flat, she couldnt get home from where she was, i bunked down on the couch, and she went straight for my laptop and straight into facebook. oh the horror.
In the morning i was awoken but her face leering over me, asking me what we were doing today?
I said well im taking you down to the nearest coach station, which i did.

Im still trying to get the fake tan smears out of my duvet
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Haha great reply. :D
 
Neil79 said:
Throw her a pork chop and run!

Let me guess, Plenty of fish?
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lol, if id have had one handy i probably would have.
No it wasnt POF, it was from FRC Chat, which has closed down now, i must say there were some real blinders on there too, used to cam with a girl from liverpool, who was a bit of a stunner, but her mum put her off from coming down to see me, just as well because she has got all comfy and turned into a bit of a bloater.
Why do some good looking women do that??
 
What bugs me is the locations!

If i put in 25miles for canterbury, it mentions Essex and Southend. However that's if i swim, but there isn't a boat that goes from the north kent coast to southend or essex!. So you have to drive through north kent, over the bridge of dartford and into essex. Which ISN'T 25miles!
 
Neil79 said:
What bugs me is the locations!

If i put in 25miles for canterbury, it mentions Essex and Southend. However that's if i swim, but there isn't a boat that goes from the north kent coast to southend or essex!. So you have to drive through north kent, over the bridge of dartford and into essex. Which ISN'T 25miles!
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I live in Hertford and Lucy lives in Rainham, Kent. Works for us... Although we are moving in together in three months.
 
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