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This thread is comedy gold.
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I truly believe the OP made this post completely innocently and genuinely also, which makes it even funnier.
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No idea about your colleague, but this co-incidence tickled me:
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what was going through your mind when you sent this response? were you actively thinking about all the flirting that had been going on, or were you thinking about your friends chair that you had damaged at some point in the past - cause it reads to me like this is just a pal your emailing....? this has to be a troll surely, op can't be thinking **** is getting flirty but then send that sort of response
. man i hope op has a premium sub to pornhub.Sorry but no pics will be posted for privacy reasons
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I think he is more worried about her jumping his bones than losing his job….maybe that explains the broken chair.
Maybe he secretly wants fired to get away from this sexually charged environment.
Maybe he secretly wants fired to get away from this sexually charged environment.
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Holly crab! Thank you OP! Just realised most women at work want to do me so tomorrow I shall walk around work with my donga hanging out because it is guaranteed to get some
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Clearly flirting, she’s gagging for it
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What about it?
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That‘s what a grandmother would reply. Had she said “i’ll leave the amount up to you as long as you give it a good stir” it would be a different matter.
obv she’d be Frankie Howerd
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Not as loose as this trollop who is clearly throwing herself at him. I mean, winky faces. ObvsHe might become loose for cash if he loses his job.
OP you are right to trust your instincts on this one.
She is trying to signal to you but also desperately trying to be discreet about it.
Sugar is sweet. Sweet rhymes with feet. People wear socks on their feet. Ergo she wants you to knock her socks off.
Be calm. See your friends. Get out of town a few days to give yourself some space. Play it cool and she will hopefully move on to someone else in due course.
She is trying to signal to you but also desperately trying to be discreet about it.
Sugar is sweet. Sweet rhymes with feet. People wear socks on their feet. Ergo she wants you to knock her socks off.
Be calm. See your friends. Get out of town a few days to give yourself some space. Play it cool and she will hopefully move on to someone else in due course.
You must have been ace at 3-2-1