Is my work colleague flirting with me?

[something daft already!!]

Your though(t)s were wrong. It's not interesting.

 

[silversurfer]

Well she's not ignoring you completely,

every man ever

 

[ivrytwr3]

snip

She laughed at your *** you've been here for long enough to know that if you're going to swear, it should be fully starred out, please don't try and disguise swearing like that *** jokes - check.

You called her, "mate" - oooooooof.

"you're" - i'd immediately dry up at this

 

[d_brennen]

its a trap, as soon as you send anything in that email to her she will cry inappropriate and your fired.

This is why I keep my sexual harassment in person, usually in the store cupboard with no witnesses

 

[Mint8]

Excellent thread - keep it up chaps...oo.er missus.

Unless I am missing something that email exchange was deathly boring and contained zero flirt - from her anyway.

 

[Malevolence]

And not a single duck. Son I am disappoint.

 

[BeeP]

Ehhhh no!

Unless it’s a forum bug and I missed something????

 

[builder22]

it's very subtle but I think you're right

 

[Custor]

Hope so. Keeps work interesting.

 

[ChroniC]

Unless your in charge of the chair purchases, the second you offered to buy her a chair, you'd failed.
She even declined the offer, that's all you need to know to read between the lines.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

I had to close my browser because the flirting in the OP was way too hot and steamy.

This. Once I deleted it from my history, I had to reopen it using incognito mode over a VPN. I didn't want friends or family (or my ISP!) knowing that I was looking at such incriminatingly raunchy stuff on the internets.

 

[dlockers]

"you're" - i'd immediately dry up at this

10/10 for grammar nazi
10/10 for drying up

 

[dlockers]

Unless your in charge of the chair purchases, the second you offered to buy her a chair, you'd failed.
She even declined the offer, that's all you need to know to read between the lines.

What kind of weirdo flirts by offering to swap a chair when they aren't even in the chair swapping department! Know your baliwick OP.

 

[D3K]

Clearly she is dead. These are the words of a T-1000 toying with its next victim. Built with a custom eeprom to target simps and incels.

 

[Haze]

OP clearly still a virgin

 

[Derek W]

 

[teenwolf]

OP clearly still a virgin

And staying one by the looks if it

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I can’t help but think that should have gone in a private messenger program, rather than email.

 

[BeeP]

His forum name should be Mary.

 

[mrk]