Its Joke Time

cleanbluesky · 8 May 2006 at 16:52

Zip said:
Atleast someone liked it

I wonder if someone is going to say "i dont get it" with this joke

Was there something to get?

BrenOS · 8 May 2006 at 16:55

Zip had a dog called Comedic Talent.

It ran away because of it's pure disdain for it's owner. Anyway...

Zip went and asked a Policeman if he'd seen his Comedic Talent. The officer just said "No".

fenderbass86 · 8 May 2006 at 16:56

Some great bumper stickers!:

"I'm not going bald, i'm getting head"
"My Karma ran over your Dogma"
"I love animals, they taste great"

*delete if innapropriate*

pyro · 8 May 2006 at 16:56

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Tru · 8 May 2006 at 16:58

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Etaqua · 8 May 2006 at 16:58

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Go look at some Penguin wrappers and increase your comedic talent.

pyro · 8 May 2006 at 16:59

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Is it that long that you can do your self? Damn.

Zefan · 8 May 2006 at 16:59

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Tru · 8 May 2006 at 17:00

pyro said:
Is it that long that you can do your self? Damn.

Sometimes by accident. :|

AJUK · 8 May 2006 at 17:00

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phykell · 8 May 2006 at 17:01

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basmic · 8 May 2006 at 17:06

I say we give them both a blackening.

http://www.scotlandonline.com/heritage/main_feature.cfm?feature_id=47&site_id=15&feature_cat_id=6 said:
This trickery has developed over the years into the "blackening" of the groom who would be tarred and feathered or pelted with flour and eggs by workmates and friends on their last day at work before the wedding.

"Blackening" has become less commonly practiced over the last decade or so but it is still a regular sight in fishing communities where unfortunate grooms are shackled in chains on the back of a fish lorry and covered in lots of very smelly substances before being driven through the town.

I used to live in a small fishing town, and you used to be able to smell the groom from several dozens of metres away! :eek:

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Raumarik · 8 May 2006 at 17:48

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MoNkeE · 8 May 2006 at 17:53

Kell_ee001 said:
Although MoNkeE, do you realise you spelt your own name wrong?!

Gah, I only capitalised the wrong letters, leave me alone! ;p

-RaZ

LoadsaMoney · 8 May 2006 at 17:53

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I actually lol'd though.

Arcade Fire · 8 May 2006 at 17:55

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Inquisitor · 8 May 2006 at 18:00

I think that joke just killed my sense of humour

secretspy · 8 May 2006 at 18:28

Looking for my car

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy.

"What the heck are you doing ?" he asks the drunk.

"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." he replies.

"So how does feeling the roof help you ?" asks the puzzled manager.

"well," replies the drunk earnestly, "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!"