To quote Eminem, word for word:
‘My balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on my sweater already, mum’s spaghetti. Sod this damn weather.’
Ok, I may have changed it a little. Please, make it stop!
Lol, converation with the other chef at work last night.
Him (while doing the cowboy walk): "ugh, it's disgusting, they're stuck to my leg"
Me: "Mine aren't. They're floating. Got their own paddling pool".
The people in the house opposite amuse me. They had their windows open first thing this morning. As soon as the sun came up they closed every single one, presumably to “keep the heat out”. My dads parents used to do the same
If you have good insulation that's what you're supposed to do. Close windows and blinds/curtains etc. between 10-6.
I don't do this, then complain it's too hot as is the proper British way.
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