Ive bit my bottom lips...

Bengaboy · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:16

And now I have the infamous "poo-lip" ...

How can i disguise this poo-lip? Seeing a girl , taking her pizza hut , and want the best possible chance of getting some smoochy smooches , but with poo-lip , thats neigh on impossible...

I was thinking something along the lines of vaseline - main reason being it can disguise my lip + if it all goes right during the meal, it can have a second use in the bedroom...

Help!!

uber soldat · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:18

It seems i must be one of the few unfamiliar with this term? Please explain more.

Cosimo · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:18

Time to use some lipstick.

fiveub · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:18

Spread mustard over the lips. Male alternative to lipstick.

Django x2 · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:18

5 Stars!

KaHn · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:19

Bottom Lips? You a girl? :eek:

KaHn

LeJosh · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:19

Lip gloss.

Cybermyk · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:19

Gimp mask?

Bengaboy · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:19

uber soldat said:
It seems i must be one of the few unfamiliar with this term? Please explain more.

POO-LIP is the medical term of having cut up lips that sting big time and look like you have chlamydia on the lips. (skin looks a bit gay on them through biting...)

mrk · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:21

Tell her when you're ready to smooch that you've bit your lip so cannot smooch there however, there is another area that has no such pain, only pleasure....

Cosimo · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:22

Get a matching pair, bite the top one and she won’t recognise you.

danielmp007 · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:22

TTIUWP

mike5678 · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:24

Take her to a decent restaurant.

rsatd · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:25

mrk said:
Tell her when you're ready to smooch that you've bit your lip so cannot smooch there however, there is another area that has no such pain, only pleasure....

Best idea so far

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Also using make-up is gay.

z0mbi3 · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:25

KaHn said:
Bottom Lips? You a girl?

KaHn

Thread just got interesting.

Bengaboy · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:28

KaHn said:
Bottom Lips? You a girl?

KaHn

I cant bite them!!

If you know of a video where a woman can do that.... email in trust ....

KaHn · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:29

Bengaboy said:
I cant bite them!!

If you know of a video where a woman can do that.... email in trust ....

Vanessa Lane

KaHn

Alphane · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:29

Bengaboy said:
I cant bite them!!

If you know of a video where a woman can do that.... email in trust ....

Beat me too it

St0rmer66 · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:32

Do not use vaseline as lube, you will both (and especially her) be screaming in agony. Not speaking from experience (thankfully) but I saw it on a TV programme once (100 worst sexual accidents I think?).

Noel Gallagher · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:36

Does it burn?