Ive bit my bottom lips...

Nebzor · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:06

Lip balm + stop biting.

It's really not difficult enough to warrant a thread on OcUK.

theleg · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:06

Its herpes guys...

Strife212 · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:07

St0rmer66 said:
Do not use vaseline as lube, you will both (and especially her) be screaming in agony. Not speaking from experience (thankfully) but I saw it on a TV programme once (100 worst sexual accidents I think?).

???

Andelusion · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:10

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'Poo-lips'?

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POO lips!?

stinamoo · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:11

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Bengaboy · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:20

Well Ive upgraded from pizza hut - to cinema + pizza hut!!

From my mathematical genius I have came up with this winning formulae...

pizza hut + cinema - poo lip = sexual high five!!

theleg · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:23

Come on...this is england..

pizza hut is all the avg english girl needs to convince her

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Nebzor · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:24

Balddog said:
Come on...this is england..

pizza hut is all the avg english girl needs to convince her ....

I heard McDonalds do delivery in Seoul. True or false?

shifty_uk · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:25

Pizza hut is **** man. Splash the cash, get the sex!

QBitOscillation · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:27

Bengaboy said:
Well Ive upgraded from pizza hut - to cinema + pizza hut!!

From my mathematical genius I have came up with this winning formulae...

pizza hut + cinema - poo lip = sexual high five!!

Shame you're no good at maffs innit.

pizza hut + cinema - poo lip = FAIL squared + embarrasment.

theleg · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:29

Nebzor said:
I heard McDonalds do delivery in Seoul. True or false?

Yes they do...Its great.

ElectroBlaster · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:37

Cybermyk said:
Gimp mask?

Lmao, one with a mouth zipper and then you open the zip and poke the poo-lips out "KISSY KISSY SLURPP"

Probably make her run a mile or draw a crowd of people staring lol

timmothy · 4 Mar 2009 at 15:31

i think you should use this stuff

Bengaboy · 4 Mar 2009 at 15:36

shifty_uk said:
Pizza hut is **** man. Splash the cash, get the sex!

Yea true, but shes 15, this will be like the ritz to her surely?

Amnesia · 4 Mar 2009 at 15:36

Bengaboy said:
And now I have the infamous "poo-lip" ...

How can i disguise this poo-lip? Seeing a girl , taking her pizza hut , and want the best possible chance of getting some smoochy smooches , but with poo-lip , thats neigh on impossible...

I was thinking something along the lines of vaseline - main reason being it can disguise my lip + if it all goes right during the meal, it can have a second use in the bedroom...

Help!!

GIRLS bite their bottom lip trying to look sexy ....why were you in the mirror practicing ?

uber soldat · 4 Mar 2009 at 15:43

Bengaboy said:
Yea true, but shes 15, this will be like the ritz to her surely?

And you are 18? You do know its illegal to have sex with her right?

Fothsn · 4 Mar 2009 at 15:47

Bengaboy said:
Yea true, but shes 15, this will be like the ritz to her surely?

15 man that’s far too young, go for the older mature women!

knowlesy · 4 Mar 2009 at 15:48

uber soldat said:
It seems i must be one of the few unfamiliar with this term? Please explain more.

shifty_uk · 4 Mar 2009 at 15:49

Bengaboy said:
Yea true, but shes 15, this will be like the ritz to her surely?

In that case, sex should be the last thing on your mind!

Welshy · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:16

An 18 year old taking a 15 year old to Pizza Hut, with the hope of sex? Just lol