I've got the runs - how do you block back up?

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trickyj said:
£575? How many of you were there? 20?
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Think he said in the other thread that there were about 25 youngsters and presumably there would be a few adults too so £575 isn't too bad in perspective. Still a lot of money for the restaurant though!
 
If you've still got the runs, take the day off work. Crapping yourself in front of a client would not be a good look!
 
why not try eating another food thats not been cooked properly could cancel it out.or bathe in some baked beans
 
dmpoole said:
I haven't had pizza for about 10 years and yesterday at 16:30 a load of us went to Pizza Express and spent £575:eek:
On the way back to Euston I was crying and just made the bog in time.
On the train home I had a couple of bad episodes but I've been up all night with the runs.
At 10am this morning I've got to go around the City visiting different schools, care centres etc and I'm getting really worried.

So how can I very quickly block myself up?


(this is not a bragging thread)
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immodium.
 
Let me walk you through it.

Step 1. Find a bucket that is the same colour as your pants. (I think you see where I'm going here)
Step 2. Glue the bucket to your backside.

Once you're done tell me which hospital is closest to your house so I can laugh when you tell the nurse why you have a bucket stuck to your arse.
 
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