I've got the runs - how do you block back up?

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dmpoole said:
and spent £575:eek:


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Are you a schizophrenic ?
I ask that in as Polite a way as i can.
Or is this thread some kind of experiment in what replys you get, Bit like a Loss leader ?
I have tried reading you again but have to say I am Completly Lost :confused:
What is going in with you at the moment ???
 
dmpoole said:
I haven't had pizza for about 10 years and yesterday at 16:30 a load of us went to Pizza Express and spent £575:eek:
On the way back to Euston I was crying and just made the bog in time.
On the train home I had a couple of bad episodes but I've been up all night with the runs.
At 10am this morning I've got to go around the City visiting different schools, care centres etc and I'm getting really worried.

So how can I very quickly block myself up?


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a carrot, some lube and duct tape lol
 
Scope your local gay bars for a homosexual. I'm sure one of those will happily sodomize you for free. That'll stop stuff coming out.
 
apparently drinkning beer helps. ( I say this as i needed a poop before going to lunch, now i dont!) funny that!...oh wait.....
 
Drink loads of water and just poop it all out. You've got the runs for a reason, the last thing you want to do is hold it all in.
 
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