joke

moogie · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:27

john a journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known frittzles daughter alice
Alice? he replied
who the **** is alice. for 24 years ive been living next door to alice!

Nick1881 · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:28

Did you bring a coat?

That was awful, just awful.

shauncr91 · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:29

I know what it's about, but I dont get the punchline. :confused:

Ben M · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:30

mr_x_plosion said:
That was awful, just awful.

Van Hellseek · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:30

lmao!

Wait, I mean fail.

BenjiSayers · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:31

shauncr91 said:
I know what it's about, but I dont get the punchline.

ditto...

Vonhelmet · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:31

My goodness.

This thread will probably be locked and deleted, and deservedly so.

Jingo... · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:33

carlosvr6 · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:36

shauncr91 said:
I know what it's about, but I dont get the punchline.

Danger Phoenix · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:36

shauncr91 said:
I know what it's about, but I dont get the punchline.

PardonTheWait · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:36

Moses99p said:
I know people normally joke about it, but this dude needs to be suspended for doing that :|

Why?

It's not that it's in bad taste that offends me, or even that it's not very funny (because told properly it might be).

It's that it's written so badly that all the funny is absent.

iamdjdz said:
Don't get the punchline, also calling for a suspension, out of bad taste.

Are you lot that fragile?

iamdjdz · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:38

Don't get the punchline, also calling for a suspension, out of bad taste.

PardonTheWait · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:39

p.s for everyone that doesn't get the punchline, 'for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice' is a line from a song, to which the audience traditionally reply 'Alice? Who the **** is Alice?'

It got re-recorded with that bit in it with Benny Hill

Vonhelmet · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:41

Mohinder said:
p.s for everyone that doesn't get the punchline, 'for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice' is a line from a song, to which the audience traditionally reply 'Alice? Who the **** is Alice?'

It got re-recorded with that bit in it with Benny Hill

You fail it! It was Roy Chubby Brown.

Jingo... · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:42

Mohinder said:
p.s for everyone that doesn't get the punchline, 'for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice' is a line from a song, to which the audience traditionally reply 'Alice? Who the **** is Alice?'

It got re-recorded with that bit in it with Benny Hill

B-b-b-b-b-but how is that funny?

shauncr91 · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:43

Mohinder said:
p.s for everyone that doesn't get the punchline, 'for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice' is a line from a song, to which the audience traditionally reply 'Alice? Who the **** is Alice?'

It got re-recorded with that bit in it with Benny Hill

Urgh, jokes that have to be explained in such length are instant fail IMO :rolleyes:

PardonTheWait · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:54

vonhelmet said:
You fail it! It was Roy Chubby Brown.

you're right

shauncr91 said:
Urgh, jokes that have to be explained in such length are instant fail IMO

It shouldn't have to be explained to most people. Shove your rolleyes.

shauncr91 · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:56

Mohinder said:
you're right

It shouldn't have to be explained to most people. Shove your rolleyes.

Thats why I said 'In my opinion'.

PardonTheWait · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:56

You used a rolleyes, it makes me mardy.

James07 · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:58

Oh dear, must be the worst ive ever read/heard.