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[izzy eckerslike]

Paddy asks Murphy if he wants any fags when he goes on holiday. Murphy says "cheers mate, get me 200 Bensons.
2 weeks later, Paddy comes home & sees Murphy in the pub. "I got your fags, you owe me £74.50"
"FFS" says Murphy, "where the **** did you go on holiday?"
Paddy says..."Butlins"

 

[Duran]

Three chinese men named Bu, Chu and Fu moved to the USA. They needed new names so they could fit in better. Bu became Buck, Chu became Chuck and Fu went back to China.
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[izzy eckerslike]

Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says 'To hell with this!' & storms off. He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks 'What did you do I can still hear it?'
Paddy replies 'Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!'