jokie

[Lysander]

Wha'?

When she pulled her knickers up she lifted a card off the grave.

 

[Bes]

oh. ha.

 

[sunnysingh]

that 1st joke was sick

 

[manoz]

When she pulled her knickers up she lifted a card off the grave.

What's a card doing on a grave

 

[Zefan]

that 1st joke was sick

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

 

[gillywibble]

A joke out of the other end for a change.

 

[Arjun806]

A depressed man walks into the bar and slumps himself on one of the bar stools. He turns to the barman and says, "give me a shot of whiskey and make it fast". The barman obliges and the man gulps it down.

"Quick.... another shot of whiskey", he says. The barman pours him another and the whiskey swiftly disappears. Once again the man demands more - "quick - more whiskey!". And the barman pours him another shot.

"Forgive my curiosity," says the barman, "but why are you in such a hurry to drink?"

"Well," replies the man sullenly, "you'd be drinking quickly too if you'd got what I have."

The barman replies, "oh God, what's that?" The man says, "50p".

From an Email I got today.

Both awesome

 

[aproctor]

What's a card doing on a grave

as in a card offering respects.

and the husband thought it was something else....