Jupiter Ascending (2014)

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Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine (Channing Tatum), an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader.


Another Cloud Atlas or a return to form?
 
Looks more like a game than a film. Not sure I can take kunis seriously in the role. We shall see. It does look faaaaabulous sci-fi porn :-).
 
I think this looks really good! However I'm fairly easily pleased and just excited to see any big budget sci fi and I'm a fan of the wachowskis.
 
Cloud Atlas was my favourite film of the past year, so have high hopes for this.

Oh, and shut up Meg.
 
Why did they have to choose the name Jupiter Jones? I'll be trying to remember names of The Three Investigators books when watching this.
 
Why did they have to choose the name Jupiter Jones? I'll be trying to remember names of The Three Investigators books when watching this.

I suspect you won't be the only one making that connection heh.

The standard of Cloud Atlas IS their form. Seriously, they've made one good movie, two at a push.

Have to agree - cloud atlas while interesting was no masterpiece and further proof imo that they are but students to whoever was the real master behind movies like the original matrix.
 
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Trailer 2

Release July

Insert the picture of Fry saying, "shut up and take my money"

I'm not even bothered if the story is messy or dialogue shabby. This is one film where i want to switch off and just watch the scifilicious detail. It looks like they have created a very fantastical Universe.

and Sharpe is in it too :P
 
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I'm going to make a wild generalisation based on only the two trailers and say this will stink to high heaven, but Wachowski brother/sister fans will give the usual line from denialists. "Your meant to turn your brain off" I.e your meant to not notice it sucks cause your a dribbling buffoon.
 
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