Just been insulted by local art shop owner.

[teenwolf]

Take a poo on the door step.

 

[Destination]

Take a poo on the door step.

No, it is a gallery, one should defecate in the middle of the floorspace.

 

[Participant]

Go back in disguise (moustache, monocle, tweed jacket etc.) and ask again. Then when he tells you the price, throw off your disguise and cry "Ha! I don't invest in such cheap tat". Then drop a fiver on the floor as a tip for his service.

 

[Edrof]

No, it is a gallery, one should defecate in the middle of the floorspace.

But they'd just sell it as an 'installation'.

 

[arc@css]

My advice would be to write an email to him demanding an apology and outlining that you have been a regular customer. Writing is so much better than talking in person because you get to construct your argument in a calm, calculated fashion, without the other person butting in or walking away.

Tell him that if he doesn't reply you'll happily inform everyone you meet of his disgusting attitude.

+1

 

[Derek W]

No, it is a gallery, one should defecate in the middle of the floorspace.

they'll then put a sign up saying its a Damien Hirst

 

[J-FRO]

Get your other half to go in there in a few weeks, make some enquiries, go back another week later and buy the painting for you. Take it back yourself, go inside and ask him to come outside with you. Proceed to burn the painting in front of him whilst simultaneously giving him the finger.

That'll learn him.

 

[Rofflay]

Tainted LMAO


Lose the jumper and tweed and stick him with a bottle of Newcastle brown ale while yelling "stitch that Jimmy"

 

[Longbow]

In these situations I wish I was a billionaire and buy his little shop, and him, out

And thus reward him?

 

[scorza]

Contact the Daily Mail, they'll probably pay for your story and a picture of you and your Mum doing sad faces.

 

[djshauny1]

Art / gallery owners are usually pretentious snobby arses.

 

[Participant]

Get your other half to go in there in a few weeks, make some enquiries, go back another week later and buy the painting for you. Take it back yourself, go inside and ask him to come outside with you. Proceed to burn the painting in front of him whilst simultaneously giving him the finger.

That'll learn him.

Yeah, setting fire to your own asset will teach him good!

 

[The Geezer]

Name and shame

 

[Tonester0011]

LOL
Reminds me of this:

 

[AzZ]

Name and shame. Also how much does that 'Joe Wall' are usually go for?

 

[trentlad]

Walk up to him and fart... let it stew... watch his face... when he smells it... just nod

 

[Rofflay]

Probably some of the worst attempts at doing evil in here i have ever heard. I mean come on people some of you are badgered and its not even 8pm yet. Burning something you just bought off him therefor him being in profit and you out of it LOL FFS.


How about paying homeless people £1 each to go in and ask how much the painting is worth. I would spend £100 just to see his face. Better yet flashmob get everyone on twitter to queue up and ask and watch as he has to shut the shop. Never doubt the power of the internet when it comes to humiliating douchebags.

 

[Jono8]

My suggestion would be to **** and moan about it on an internet forum.

 

[craaaaaig]

egg his poxy shop /solved

 

[mmj_uk]

Smear feces on a canvas and next time it's busy go in and ask him for a quote, then stand as long as possible browsing the displays.

P.S. make sure it's fresh.