Just been insulted by local art shop owner.

4T5 · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:16

I'd inject him with a horse tranquilliser cut him into pieces & drop him into the gulf stream, He may not meet Harrys code but he meets mine.

SexyGreyFox · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:17

Kishywish · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:18

scorza said:
Contact the Daily Mail, they'll probably pay for your story and a picture of you and your Mum doing sad faces.

...and then you'll be famous. Everyone will buy your art instead.

Nix · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:21

Art shop owner in being a pretentious snob shocker.

arknor · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:25

does he have a website? buy it then return it in the store under DSR LOL

robfosters · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:32

Derek W said:
they'll then put a sign up saying its a Damien Hirst

"This is a fine example of a Richard the Third"

Rroff · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:36

Bet he'd been saving that one up for years waiting for someone to use it on.

Ultimately not worth wasting time getting bothered about a cheap insult my a small man.

Zenduri · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:46

Craig321 said:
In these situations I wish I was a billionaire and buy his little shop, and him, out

Award for least thought through post goes to...

That would benefit him not hinder him!

Judgeneo · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:48

HybridX said:
Award for least thought through post goes to...

That would benefit him not hinder him!

He missed out the part where he burns the shop in front of him after buying it.

Greboth · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:49

How has no one suggest boxing stance yet? GD you should be ashamed of yourself.

dirtychinchilla · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:50

Apart from the obvious, sneaky-pooing his shop, it seems stupid to me that the actions of an art dealer could reflect on the art...that doesn't make any sense. Enjoy your art, demand an apology, and maybe don't buy art from there again.

Redz · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:50

Eames said:
How much are "Joe Wall" paintings worth?

Depends if they have popped their clogs or not yet

Soundood · 21 Mar 2014 at 19:55

very very good price,

ethan · 21 Mar 2014 at 20:00

Tell him that if he doesn't reply you'll happily inform everyone you meet of his disgusting attitude.

Everybody on the internet for him being a ****. please provide shop name, website and email details

Redz · 21 Mar 2014 at 20:00

Is this the artist that paints fantasy art?

dacads · 21 Mar 2014 at 20:00

do a mr bean, steal the painting and replace it with your replica version

wesimmo · 21 Mar 2014 at 20:07

Redz said:
Is this the artist that paints fantasy art?

This one?

Pricey, I'd just scan a few fantasy book covers and print them onto canvas.

Schlong&Stable · 21 Mar 2014 at 20:10

Name and shame.

OhEsEcks · 21 Mar 2014 at 20:12

wesimmo said:
This one?

Ugh.

AzZ · 21 Mar 2014 at 20:25

Do it whilst he isn't looking.