just been spat on! aka “Boxing stance”

Twirlywoos · 4 Jan 2013 at 09:51

someone please make a cartoon illustration strip of the horrific events faced by the OP.

Energizer Bunny · 4 Jan 2013 at 09:53

OP name changed to Boxing Stance please.

Or Spitdodger

Subliminal Aura · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:04

estebanrey said:

//thread winner

Brilliant thread.... OP This is London, there are loonies on the loose, learn to deal with it more amicably

Spuj · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:06

What a brilliant way to start a Friday, 5 stars for this.

dirtybeatfreak · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:07

Haha the replies in this thread have been epic

G.s Glazing · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:27

Mr^B said:
"[...]I manage to just slip out of the way just in time.[...]"

You're changing your story now!

*goes into his boxing stance*

Read the thread again, the first hit me on the back just as I'd walked past, the second I bobbed and weaved.

Maybe I should carry a gumshield to go with my stance...

Energizer Bunny · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:31

Bravo to OP for realising this thread is totally out of control now and just rolling with the punches (no pun intended). Whether or not you got spat on is no longer anything to do with this thread anymore. You may as well change the title to 'Boxing Stance'

estebanrey · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:37

So OP, are you orthadox or a southpaw?

G.s Glazing · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:39

estebanrey said:
So OP, are you orthadox or a southpaw?

Orthadox, but have been known to go both ways

Lysander · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:40

malfunkshun said:
First thing that came into my head....sorry

OP is dying for an avatar change.

G.s Glazing · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:41

G.s Glazing said:
That would be great!

Do you think the mods would use this pic as my avatar?, I would really like it

estebanrey · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:53

G.s Glazing said:
Orthadox, but have been known to go both ways

I only wanted to know your boxing stance, what you do in the bedroom is up to you

Mr^B · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:54

G.s Glazing said:
Read the thread again, the first hit me on the back just as I'd walked past, the second I bobbed and weaved.

Maybe I should carry a gumshield to go with my stance...

That must have been mentioned in another post apart from your opening one.

Apologies, the tears of laughter are preventing me from reading any further.

G.s Glazing · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:55

Mods, give me my new avatar!

pitchfork · 4 Jan 2013 at 10:56

Not even worth fighting tramps, especially ones which seem potentially disturbed, if you do you've got to hit them really hard before they have a chance to get that used needle/ knife out.
And why would you want to get tramp juice all over you, next time just walk on by and phone the police to report a mentally disturbed man spitting at passers by.

Not that I have any experience with that, but I know guys who work security jobs who make valid point about it.

estebanrey · 4 Jan 2013 at 11:08

Von Smallhausen · 4 Jan 2013 at 11:24

I used to own Balrog in my SNES days.

StriderX · 4 Jan 2013 at 11:28

Von Smallhausen said:
I used to own Balrog in my SNES days.

Are you a wizard? :eek:

FutileBreadMachine · 4 Jan 2013 at 11:33

I vote OP rename to TrampBoxer.

Mat · 4 Jan 2013 at 11:43

Energizer Bunny said:
OP name changed to Boxing Stance please.

I second this motion...

just been spat on! aka “Boxing stance”

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