just been spat on! aka “Boxing stance”

[nath247]

should have gone Super Saiyan.

 

[dowie]

You BUY ONE. You GET ONE FREE.

Also, OP should do Aikido - no stance and thus no clue to the attacker to take advantage of.

Boxing stance!

to be fair if the OP actually is an amateur boxer I'd wager he's likely going to be fine when faced with an aggressive hobo

 

[chriscubed]

I can't believe you let this dangerous individual go. You are basically accessory to the stabbing now.

What good is a boxing stance unless you throw a punch?!

 

[ethan]

Lol. The stand there and look like a plant stance.

 

[dowie]

Old School 'Boxing Stance' as demonstrated by Sherlock Holmes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjKXFBkNE10&feature=player_detailpage#t=90s

 

[JetMars]

How did it taste?

 

[gillywibble]

I go straight into my boxing stance.

Legend.

 

[BananaDunka]

I laughed more than I should have this evening

 

[hurfdurf]

I commend your willingness to stand and bang, how ever you were probably dealing with someone suffering from a mental illness, so take that into consideration.

 

[Lysander]

I commend your willingness to stand and bang, how ever you were probably dealing with someone suffering from a mental illness, so take that into consideration.

Very understanding of you but I don't think the other guy posts here.

 

[Nitefly]

You should have done a Dragon Ball Z boxing stance. Takes 5 weeks to power up though. Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrngh!

Edit - awwh what just seen someone made another DBZ joke above oops

 

[FARGO]

I ran all the way home from work to read the OP again. I've been practicing my Boxing Stance too, just in case.

 

[SkodaMart]

Old School 'Boxing Stance' as demonstrated by Sherlock Holmes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjKXFBkNE10&feature=player_detailpage#t=90s

The secrets in the footwork

 

[JoeF1]

Due to the pics on the first page you can have a few stars lol

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Excellent OP.

I find that a tin of special brew makes an excellent diversionary tool as the tramp will invariably go for this.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Dear me, teeth like tramps toenails.

 

[plasmahal]

Massive LOL

Did the OP actually get spat on? Thread title is misleading.

Was thinking the same....

He miraculously dodges the enormous spitball.

He was spat AT not ON!!!!!!


So he justifies the actions of spitting to use violence and assault someone.

bring on the boxing stance!!!!!!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Oh internet

 

[No1newts]

I stop and looked at him and low and behold another spit ball winging its way to me, I manage to just slip out of the way just in time.

Is it just me who cansee him Matrix style dodging the offending spit ball?

 

[timmy85]

OP are you Southpaw or Orthodox?