just been spat on! aka “Boxing stance”

[bainbridge]

OP must have naturally dodged the spit due to all the spit that flies round the ring in a boxing match, before going into his boxing stance.

 

[Spangles]

OP was a bucket man, but got fired as he kept moving the bucket out the way when the boxer spat, then performing his own boxing stance.

Just keep it in the back of your minds, if anyone ever asks you your stance on something, your going to start laughing, then perform your own boxing stance.

 

[MrMarvelous]

Next time go up to him and kick his legs from underneath him. When he's on the floor in pain spit into his open mouth.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

 

[Zefan]

Yes.

What ever happened to our correspondence magnolia? I have the feeling I may have left you hanging.

 

[icedbullet]

This is how OP enters his workplace.......

Genuine LOL

 

[nath247]

should have fired a spirit bomb at him.

 

[Vanquish-Storm]

A wise man once said, "Stand and bang".

 

[maddness]

Awesome thread

 

[cainer]

Very understanding of you but I don't think the other guy posts here.

winrar

 

[smelly_legend]

Amazing thread.

You should have turn round and said something totally bamboozling to him such as (in a concerned manner) "I will french kiss your bumhole" or "Do you want me to cook you up some chicken fried rice?"

 

[Nightglow]

Brilliant thread, shame I can only give it 5 stars.

 

[G.s Glazing]

Can't find any thing on the news today, it happend in enfield.

And yes I did get spat on,

 

[MrMoonX]

I see this thread starting a new meme "i go into my boxing stance" internet craze, this is gonna go viral people!

 

[G.s Glazing]

I see this thread starting a new meme "i go into my boxing stance" internet craze, this is gonna go viral people!

That would be great!

 

[Lysander]

Can't find any thing on the news today

Just as well you were there to sort it out since you unlocked boxing stance.

 

[Mr^B]

Can't find any thing on the news today, it happend in enfield.

And yes I did get spat on,

"[...]I manage to just slip out of the way just in time.[...]"

You're changing your story now!

*goes into his boxing stance*

 

[Voltage]

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

You're not the same guy who pretended to save that drowning family/car from 2 or 3 years ago are you? You posted here. Who then posted again about how amazing he was and then when people close to the area this supposed 'rescue' happened asked you about details you ran away because you were a terrible person?

Because I want you to be. That would be amazing.

I WOULD WATCH THIS FILM.

 

[estebanrey]

I go straight into my boxing stance