Just had a heart-thumping drive home....

[Arcade Fire]

UK version:

Nobody answers the phonecall to the police. When they do finally arrive four hours later they pay no attention whatsoever to your story, and instead inspect you car and give you a fine for having a headlight out.
The criminal is from a minority group and so you get arrested for inciting racial hatred. His extended family who all live in the same house come round, smash your windows, threaten to behead your family for insulting Mohammed and set your house on fire. Again the police do nothing.

Oh please shut up for the sake of all our sanity. Firstly, your point has been made at least twice in this thread already. Secondly, you've exaggerated it to the point of ridiculousness. Thirdly... damn, I think I may have overextended myself with three

 

[Pebbles]

Great post Mickey Glad you're still in one piece!

 

[freebooter]

I better go see about calming the wife down. She's no longer at the hysterical stage, so it's safe to get within arm's reach of her now......

Good to see you have your priorities straight - tell everyone on ocuk about it and then comfort your scared wife

Great story.

ps are you a real yank or an expat brit and if real how did you find ocuk?

 

[Oracle]

I love the 'states'.....GUN LAW for the win!

Seriously tho, glad your ok and it didnt turn nasty. Last time someone over here tried to 'protect' their land after someone trespassed on it, they got (the home owner) chucked in the slammer!

 

[VaderDSL]

He won't be doing that again if of course he has learnt something from the whole incident.

Great story, hope he get's what he deserves, a long spell in jail! I sound like that guy off that Channel 5 police chase program

"The only snow he'll be seeing is the snow outside of his prison cell!!

 

[drunken fool]

quality

just think, he's probably sitting in a nice comfy cell wondering what you are going to spend the next couple of days doing to his car

 

[james.miller]

That is fantastic nice one Micky

 

[Beansprout]

Brilliant!!

Glad nothing more happened though, he sounds like a nutter

 

[fatiain]

Can I be the first to say "OWNED"

 

[Freefaller]

I think it's safe to say that that numpty has been well and truly put in place.

Great story Mickey, glad it all worked out! Must have been a heck of an evening though!

 

[SoliD]

haha that is brilliant, another quality story from you mickey! 5*

 

[Pickers]

TTIUWP of his car*

*Possibly with a steaming turd placed atop his "hood"

 

[red11]

well done Mickey!! You just taught that other guy a lesson that he won't soon forget. It could have ended in a bloody mess if he had a gun or ran you off the road so luck was on your side

 

[Exentia]

So wheres his car now?

 

[Berserker]

So wheres his car now?

In the custody of the Sherrif's Department by now I'd guess, like the numpty driving it.

 

[steinooo]

Nice one Mickey_D - enjoyed reading that. I just wondered though: did you damage his car when you moved it on your yard?

 

[Exentia]

In the custody of the Sherrif's Department by now I'd guess, like the numpty driving it.

can i get a hell yeah! what a nimrod!

 

[Freefaller]

I hope you did some target practice on his car

 

[Shock]

Brilliant read, like something from the movies.

 

[Tru]

Brilliant read, like something from the movies.

That's because it featured a station wagon and a county sherriff.