Soldato
- Joined
- 8 Sep 2003
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- Location
- Was 150 yds from OCUK - now 0.5 mile; they moved
My next door neighbour is a mad man. He has just come out of prison for lamping his wife (who has taken him back 2 days after gettign out of nick)
Well anyway my front door was been knocked quite hard, when I went to answer it, my neighbour was standing there. He shouted "yurn your ****** music down or I will break your legs" I said woo calm down mate, can you hear any music. He said no, but turn it ******* down anyway!
Next thing he tried to get into my house, I pushed him back and slammed the door. He then shouted through the letter box that he has 7 brothers and will ghet them to come a give me a pasting of my life.
I shouting "try it you {insert sweary which sounds like mick}" and then he mouths off at my mrs who was up stairs ont he sun bed and threatens her, so next thing she calls the police and they arrive.
Should be fun now!
Well anyway my front door was been knocked quite hard, when I went to answer it, my neighbour was standing there. He shouted "yurn your ****** music down or I will break your legs" I said woo calm down mate, can you hear any music. He said no, but turn it ******* down anyway!
Next thing he tried to get into my house, I pushed him back and slammed the door. He then shouted through the letter box that he has 7 brothers and will ghet them to come a give me a pasting of my life.
I shouting "try it you {insert sweary which sounds like mick}" and then he mouths off at my mrs who was up stairs ont he sun bed and threatens her, so next thing she calls the police and they arrive.
Should be fun now!
Let's hope our boys in blue sort him out 
