just had to call the police to my neighbour

ethan · 31 Jan 2006 at 22:59

He needs 2 behind bars. he must be scared of you because he mentioned his brothers. Well done mate

Spud21 · 31 Jan 2006 at 23:03

What a charming man.

Hope the police sort him out, what a plank.

zain · 31 Jan 2006 at 23:11

I heard about a black guy with 7 bros in that area so..if hes black...he has 7 bros :/

lol at the "can you hear music" "no but turn it down" :S

andi · 31 Jan 2006 at 23:31

Ace Modder said:
Well, I was bought up to stand my ground against people like that, worst thing you can do is show that your scared of it all.

Then you just get picked on. Although I would brick it in a fight with him cos he is build like a tank and also is 6ft+, but I aint showing him I'm scared, otherwise he woudl have the upper hand.

Standing behind the door shouting try it you **** through the letter box isn't quite what I'd describe as standing your ground

We all knew what he meant...

AJUK · 31 Jan 2006 at 23:34

This is why law abiding members of the public should be issued with cattle prods.

Take it easy and let the police sort it out, if it continues the idiot will end up back where he obviously belongs.

thebrasso · 31 Jan 2006 at 23:55

andi said:
Standing behind the door shouting try it you **** through the letter box isn't quite what I'd describe as standing your ground

Aye, just makes it more likely he would kick your door in.

To me standing my ground has always meant not saying much. Speak softly but carry a big stick. I don't want to sound keyboard warriorish though.

Enfield · 1 Feb 2006 at 00:01

You should have said how his mum managed to get laid 7 times because she is one ugly *****

(Inspired by a joke I read earlier on these forums).

4T5 · 1 Feb 2006 at 00:06

If he has just got out hopefully he will be under license if so a visit from old bill will make him crap, himself hopefully.
I wouldn't be to worried about the 7 brothers threat as if he does have brothers they will know better than anyone he is an Idiot.
Also anyone who threatens is not to be worried about. The Guys who you need to be worried about are the ones you know you have upset but just walk away as one day they will be waiting for you with a Bat.

Stellios · 1 Feb 2006 at 00:26

andi said:
Standing behind the door shouting try it you **** through the letter box isn't quite what I'd describe as standing your ground

Maybe so, but what would you rather happen. Him geting in and taking a swing at your wife/GF or just braying on a door.

Also, if he attacked the guy for trying to get through the door he could be looking at an assault charge.

UOcUK Poopscoop · 1 Feb 2006 at 00:28

Spud21 said:
Hope the police sort him out, what a plank.

Don't get your hopes up.

andi · 1 Feb 2006 at 00:53

Stellios said:
Maybe so, but what would you rather happen. Him geting in and taking a swing at your wife/GF or just braying on a door.

Also, if he attacked the guy for trying to get through the door he could be looking at an assault charge.

Shut the door and leave him to it then, shouting through the closed door isn't standing your ground, that's just winding him up even more..

Sanzy · 1 Feb 2006 at 00:56

andi said:
Shut the door and leave him to it then, shouting through the closed door isn't standing your ground, that's just winding him up even more..

but wheres the fun in that

Nix · 1 Feb 2006 at 01:02

Ace Modder said:
I said woo calm down mate

Lol, can imagine you standing there like a ghost.. "woooooo caaallm dooown"

Old Turkey · 1 Feb 2006 at 01:04

I reckon you should put some speakers up against the wall and bang out some Hava Nagila .. See if hes a true skin head or not ..

Sanzy · 1 Feb 2006 at 01:06

Maybe the Ocuk Gang should go down and sort him and his 7 brothers out?

nealw · 1 Feb 2006 at 01:10

turn yourself into a tshirt ninja and then answer the door...

laugh and watch him run away scared to hell of getting a major ass whooping.

Arcade Fire · 1 Feb 2006 at 01:13

mutters said:
I'm not Lyapunov stable...

I always laugh when I see your sig

I'm doing a course in bifurcations, dissipation and chaos this term. Should be fun!

pyro · 1 Feb 2006 at 04:03

We need an update!

Ace Modder · 1 Feb 2006 at 08:09

well, the police came, and went around his house. All is calm in the world of walsall atm.
But I know what kida guy he is. Last time he got sent down, the police were scared of him, cos thye knew what he was like.
Outside my house there is a grassy knoll. and he was just sitting there on the top when 4 police men were looking for him, they would not go near him and arrest him, he was standing there laughing at the police. In the end 15 police men were called and they they had the bottle to chase him. They did get him in the end.

And too all those keyboard warriors...my two yearold son was in the house at the time. What annoyed me the most, was after wards, my lad was saying "daddy, your not going to lose ya legs are ya?" but my mrs said at the time, lewis "said mommy, there is a man shouting at me" and started crying.

At the end of the day, my kid is more importantthan some knob head next door!

MoNkeE · 1 Feb 2006 at 08:31

I don't see any keyboard warrior comments; far from actually! All Andi said was that you shouldn't have started calling him names through the letter box.

The police should hopefully sort him out; if he's just got out, they'll come down on him like a tonne of bricks

-RaZ