Kinda personal hygiene question. Not for the immature.

basmic said:
Buy a loafa, long enough to rub your back with.

Rinse well, while rubbing your back with the loafa.

Works for me, anyway.
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i was thinking about doing that anyway...means going to the body shop or something, though :eek:;)

JohnnyG said:
Getting a spotty back when conditioning your hair is your bodies way of trying to fight the gayness & still look rough & unattractive from behind, the mind wants it but the body doesn't.
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hehe. so i lied, apparently sarcasm is wanted! :p

Blackstar said:
Try Boots botnics range they are very gentle i have stupid dry skin and hair and when i use it my scalp doesn't peel off. It's also pretty cheap.
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i'll have a looksee what they've got.

Feek said:
I remember reading a post by someone on here who is known for their metro-ness saying that even he doesn't use conditioner.

So I'm confused, man or not-man?

K.
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the problem with this "renowned" member is that he's not actually metro at all...the only evidence for his metro-ness is a pink tshirt. that's not even scratching the surface. you havent thought about cremes, lotions, curlers, straighteners, facial wash, waxing, shaving, facials (the non-pr0n kind) and all that jazz...so he's really not that metro at all :p
 
Sic said:
i was thinking about doing that anyway...means going to the body shop or something, though :eek:;)
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Do what I do, and keep in touch with your femine side - your body needs TLC.

Besides, I got mine from Morrisons. :o
 
Gilly said:
Get a witch stick.
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i thought about something like that...dont they do a scrub as well? might get one of them back scrubbers and some tea tree/witch body scrub. of course, then i'll have to sing really loud in the shower and grow a moustache

Clerkin said:
im sure theres somone who can help him out with that
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not as frequently as i'd like :(
 
Sure you're not allergic to it man?
Try some witch stick, teetree oil or clearasil body wash stuff etc.
 
Don't wash your hair in the shower? If you just wash it over the basin / bath later you don't get conditioner on anything but your head.

If you still get spots it isn't the conditioner :)

edit: Unless you mean you have really long hair and *that* gives you spots when you condition it - I'd just cut it off tbh.
 
William said:
Cover your back in hamster food, dunk jaypeg in witch hazel and let the animal do the work! :D
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you leave her out of this!!!

Telescopi said:
Unless you mean you have really long hair and *that* gives you spots when you condition it - I'd just cut it off tbh.
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down to the top of my shoulder blades, but i tie it up til it's dry. cutting the hair is not an option :/
 
Zip said:
What wrong with the snip?
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i'm quite sure that answering this question would incriminate me to a degree that i'm not comfortable with. having said that, i think my hair's reaching its desired length now...it might be time to start getting it cut regularly.

never thought i'd say that!
 
Get a sunbed course. It will dry your skin out and so stop you getting spots. You will be free to put whatever gunk you want on your head. And you may get a tan....depending on how ginger you are.
 
ginger enough not to tan. but i also hate tans. i might do that, though because you're right - if i go in the sun i always have clear skin. cheers for that :)
 
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