Kindest way to break up with your girlfriend?

Whatever you say, make sure its definitive - people tend to try and leave doors open so they can go back it if doesnt work out, but this is also horribly cruel on the person left waiting and wondering.

"Its not working anymore, I want to break up" quick and to the point, but do it face to face and not over the phone or text as this helps with the closure for the injured party. She will get over it, may take a while depending on how long it was though, roughly a month for every year you were together is a decent barometer.
 
I think the only real way is to fake your own death.
Could maybe just move to another area of the country, change your name and text her a link to the thread? (Burn the sim card and mobile handset afterwards)
 
Tell her that you have been seeing someone else for 6 months and you are in love with them. Then when she freaks out, tell her you were only joking and you are just breaking up with her but you didn't cheat. This way it makes it seem less harsh.
 
youve already potentially upset her by ignoring her for three days so you might aswell tell the truth now

just make sure your hitting/throwing distance away
 
Lol at some of the replies.

It's not quite as easy as you make it out to be (if you genuinely don't want to hurt them & have been together some time & don't like the idea of causing another human intense emotional pain).

Just be as nice about it as you can, but firm that it's actually over & don't give them any hope that it may still be viable.
 
How old are you?

If you aren't just a kid, this is pretty pathetic.

Just tell her the relationship is not working and you are sorry but it is over.
 
post a thread for her on here. Then send her a email with the link to it.

or better still, MAN UP and tell her face to face. Honesty is the best policy and you may still end up as friends.

PS: if she is single and nice. I maybe interested
 
Convince her that it is her idea that you are breaking up......

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Tell her you numpty.

Lets hope this doesn't end up like that other thread where the (ex)girlfriend posted in the thread!
 
From the fact you thought it would be a nice thing to just ignore her until she got the message portrays you as a coward.

Tell her the truth, she is better off without you.
 
MTFU, grow some balls, then tell her its simply not working out any more. If she presses for reasons, simply say you need your own space and you don't think being in a relationship is right for you at this moment in time.

or take the short cut to hell and tap her mother ?
 
get back with her and keep smashing her pasty until you find superior pasty to smash


this ensures you do not find yourself in a pastyless situation

also a good time to push boundaries oxo tower, threesome with her sister etc etc as worst case scenario is getting dumped which you want anyway
 
I told mine over msn a while ago the moment I didn't see it going on any more, I said it couldn't work as I kept catching her on more and more lies and I can't be with someone I can't trust, I gave her the chance to tell the truth about things and I would forgive her but she kept giving me more lies to cover up for other lies. She wanted to stay friends and still see me but I basically told her I can't do that, since then I (unfortunately, but that's what happens if you share friends and if one of my friends is her neighbour) bumped into her more than once but simply behaved normally/polite albeit avoiding convo with her though.

But anyhow, if personal or a phone call is out of comfort even txting/ping/whatsapp/msn is better than nothing.
Lets hope this doesn't end up like that other thread where the (ex)girlfriend posted in the thread!
Link :D ?
 
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