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It is 2012, do it by text or Facebook.
......... Be as honest as you can, because leaving someone to try and make sense of it can screw them up.
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The Breakup Megathread: Lushka16 severed said:Rule 1: The Relationship Is Over
You wouldn’t be in this phase if you bothered to work it out, right? Do you want to try other people just to see if there’s someone better, but make sure your partner is still around to fall back on? Don’t be that kind of manipulative jerk. Are you afraid you’ll be lonely without your known quantity? Too bad, you chose a breakup over fixing the relationship. Ending the relationship means ending it for good.
No one said dumping people was easy. Be empathetic and declare that the relationship as it exists now is over in no uncertain terms. Be firm, respectful, and calm. Maybe something like this:
Dick: I’m sorry, but I think we need to break up.
Jane: ****. You think? Are you sure?
Dick: Yes, I’m sure.
Jane: What about a break to see how things go?
Dick: No, we tried to work things out but I can’t keep this up.
Jane: BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND LIFE AND HOUSE AND SPOT AND BLACK OPS CLAN AND...!?!?!?!?!!11!
Dick: I’m sorry.
Jane: **** YOU YOU PIECE OF **** I KNEW SALLY WAS INVOLVED SHE’S SUCH A STUPID BITCH THAT WHORE...
Dick: ...I’ll call you to arrange an exchange of our stuff.
Don’t claim things you can’t control or use words that could have lasting emotional effects on your now ex-partner. Don’t say “I’ll still love you forever,” or “We’ll stay best friends until the end of time,” or any other nonsense that does nothing but confuse your ex. Don’t offer “time apart,” a “break,” “we’ll see,” or any other middle ground. Again, if you wanted to work it out, you wouldn’t be at Rule 1. Rip off the Band-Aid.
Sub Rule 1: You Don’t Owe Your Ex Anything
If you just got dumped, they’ve given up their right to your attention, love, physical contact (and even friendship, for a time). Any attempt on their part to push their weakness or guilt in your face is manipulation. Don’t feed manipulative exes. They bite.
If you just dumped your ex respectfully, that’s the best you can do. There’s nothing else that you could possibly say or do to ease their pain. Let them move on, and control any misplaced guilt you feel from doing what was necessary to move your life forward.
I've been avoiding all contact with my girlfriend for 3 days now hoping she will realize it's over, but the texts keep coming. I'm feeling guilty that avoidance isn't the best way to end things. The relationship is over for me but she's a nice girl and I really don't want to hurt her.
Suggestions on what to say to her? everything I can think of sounds cheesy e.g. "it's not you it's me" or "I prefer to be single". Truth is I don't find her attractive anymore, which is probably the worst thing I could say.
inb4 "tell her you're gay"
OP posts thread then ignores it.
Sounds familiar....