Right, we need to talk because this is quite frankly beyond ridiculous.
Look, I get it, you're all hollywood bods and aren't trained in the dark art of pipe fitting, like me. However, the absolute disgrace of disdain exhibited towards us finer beings who
do know pipe fitting is beyond reprehensible.
Knocking on a pair of stilsons with a mallet? Are you people on crack? That's the literal reason you had a spark and it wiped out half the cast. Bang, bang, BANG. Everyone knows that when loosening pipework or fittings you have to use torque, and the flex in the stilsons. Not just stick them on the fitting and then hit them with a hammer you absolute philistines. These teachings can still be found on the walls of caves that were painted a million years ago by our ancestors. You have no excuse.
And what's with holding the stilsons the wrong way around? Anyone who's anyone in the pipe fitting biz knows that holding these bad boys the wrong way around will not give you any grip at all, you may as well try and work the pipe with your eyeballs. On the contrary, holding them the correct way and applying force in the correct direction will result in a grip that will make Thor's grip on Mjolnir look like a brownie girl selling cookies.
Quite why these very basic principles of of pipe fitting elude you so much is beyond me, us pipe fitters are like Warhammer nerds when it comes to our passion, once you pop the lid we won't stop talking until you shut the valve. It's not like you would've had a hard time trying to find someone to educate you on the matter, you bottom feeding cretins.
For context, here's me holding a pair of
my stilsons, in case there was any doubt.
Yes, I'd have loosened that valve in seconds and without killing my team.
You absolute pine cones.
