I like to start a Sunday by going to my local church, in time for the morning service, and laughing loudly at most of what is being said in the sermon. Then I go to my local establishment of fermented vegetable wholesalers, and wet my pallet with a gallon of whatever's cheapest. Then back to church for the afternoon service where I proceed to urinate in the baptismal font.
By evening I like to indulge in 12 minutes of Call Of Duty multiplayer. 12 minutes being the average time I can stay on any server before I'm banned. I then go onto the internet where I troll people in the YouTube comments section by pretending that I'm Justin Bieber's brother. Finally after some vodka and a thermo nuclear curry, I consider the existential quandaries of my existence relative to my fellow primates and how I can be more annoying to people on a general level without invoking physical assault upon my person. Then finally I lapse into unconsciousness ready for another manic Monday safe in the knowledge that I'm a doing my bit for the gene pool.