Little annoyances.

iCraig · 2 May 2007 at 13:23

Archangelus said:
Might be a Midlands thing but "We haven't got none of those' is guaranteed to wind me up.

Yep, and when I answer them with 'Oh so you have some then?' it allows me to wind them up equally.

oldbag · 2 May 2007 at 13:23

People who end their sentences with an up-swing when what they are saying is blatently not a question.

iCraig · 2 May 2007 at 13:24

Archangelus said:
Or just tell him to order a quarter pounder?

Might still get cheese though as the only quarter pounder on the board is the quarter pounder with cheese. He hates cheese but loves the quarter pounder itself.

SaBBz · 2 May 2007 at 13:25

SideWinder said:
I'm talking about at school/college when people ask if they can borrow a piece of paper to write on.

At university if I borrow paper from someone I always give them the same number of sheets back.

SaBBz · 2 May 2007 at 13:25

Triad2000 said:
People who end their sentences with an up-swing when what they are saying is blatently not a question.

Yeah, I hate Australians too

SideWinder · 2 May 2007 at 13:26

SaBBz said:
At university if I borrow paper from someone I always give them the same number of sheets back.

Nine times out of ten people really don't care. Paper is paper after all and it makes more sense to say "May i have some of your paper please?" or something like that.

Wyrdo · 2 May 2007 at 13:27

iCraig said:
Might still get cheese though as the only quarter pounder on the board is the quarter pounder with cheese. He hates cheese but loves the quarter pounder itself.

Really? There used to be two, one with and one without.

SaBBz · 2 May 2007 at 13:28

SideWinder said:
Nine times out of ten people really don't care. Paper is paper after all and it makes more sense to say "May i have some of your paper please?" or something like that.

back at you.

Just saying that your annoyance is a stupid one, no need to get arsey about it.

pyro · 2 May 2007 at 13:29

Lysander said:
"you're a man, you can never be a true friend, you will always think about sex"

Fixed!

Raymond Lin · 2 May 2007 at 13:29

I am helping my parent's Chinese takeaway at the weekend

Do you sell poppadoms?

"No."

I am sure you do.

"No we don't"

Yes you do

"You want to come check?"

The one in stoke does.

"Well, you are not in Stoke now are you?"

G|mp · 2 May 2007 at 13:29

When answering the landline phone and peolpe say "oh your in then"

Well..............erm.............let me check

oldbag · 2 May 2007 at 13:30

People who type "your" instead of "you're".

Building Candy · 2 May 2007 at 13:30

'Guess what'

I also say "oh oh oh did they find a cure for cancer?" "have aliens been discovered on mars" and so on with ever more amazing questions until they finally say what it is and I can then look thourally disapointed and say "is that it?"

Its always in the last place you look

Well yes, you wouldn't find what you were looking for then carry on looking for a few more minutes.

That, along with "Is it not?", "Do you not" etc

have to say I have said this but only to one of my mates as I know it'll be met with "yes but is it a lot though", then me "yes but is it not" and then him "yes but it is and a muchly so" ......... you have to be there really.....

I brought a new car/bike/sandwich/whatever

honestly people BOUGHT not brought.

WillyNelson · 2 May 2007 at 13:31

Like people who like say like all the like time... like :mad:

Pacific = large oceanic body of water between the Americas and Asia.
'pecific = very annoying mispronunciation of 'specific'

oldbag · 2 May 2007 at 13:31

G|mp said:
pedantic little **** suckers annoy me also

Haha, it was pure coincidence that my post came after yours, honest.

G|mp · 2 May 2007 at 13:33

Triad2000 said:
Haha, it was pure coincidence that my post came after yours, honest.

If that was the case then LMAO, if not then your still a **** sucker

SideWinder · 2 May 2007 at 13:34

SaBBz said:
back at you.

Just saying that your annoyance is a stupid one, no need to get arsey about it.

I haven't eaten lunch yet so i get grumpy.

G|mp · 2 May 2007 at 13:36

A Woman i work with says "not neccercelery"

"WTF you on about celery for Woman" !!!!!!!!

Archangelus · 2 May 2007 at 13:38

iCraig said:
Yep, and when I answer them with 'Oh so you have some then?' it allows me to wind them up equally.

Ditto

Or if you ask how many they have, if they don't have none? Did this to my 10 year old cousin, and for a second, she just looked at me blankly, then the penny dropped with a thud. 3 years later, I still do it, but she's finding it less amusing these days.

oldbag · 2 May 2007 at 13:38

"And I was like, yeah, so, whatever. End of."