Logistics of a wedding on a family farm

It's disgusting isn't it.

Them: "Yes prices start around £2000 sir for the day. What would be the occasion may I ask?"
You: "Well actually it's err... *clears throat* it's err...for... *whispers quietly* a Wedding."
Them: "A Wedding! Oh well sir you should have said. I'll be right back with the WEDDING price list and some lubrication."
Exactly that. An 'event' it's £1000 for venue hire, "oh, wedding you say sir, that's £5000" why... "because its a wedding" ...???
The more I look at venues, pricing, enquiries and brochures the more I think about eloping to a nice holiday destination for 2 weeks and doing it for a couple hundred quid plus the price of a holiday.

The getting married part costs about £100 plus the cost of the rings. It's the fancy party for all the guests that's the expensive part.
 
It's disgusting isn't it.

Them: "Yes prices start around £2000 sir for the day. What would be the occasion may I ask?"
You: "Well actually it's err... *clears throat* it's err...for... *whispers quietly* a Wedding."
Them: "A Wedding! Oh well sir you should have said. I'll be right back with the WEDDING price list and some lubrication."

A friend of mine hired a make up artist for her wedding, except she didn't tell her she is the bride, or at a wedding. She just asked for the make-up artist to turn up at the address on the day.
 
A friend of mine hired a make up artist for her wedding, except she didn't tell her she is the bride, or at a wedding. She just asked for the make-up artist to turn up at the address on the day.
I wonder how that would work with a photographer.

Hey, come and take some pictures of me and some friends.

Hey, come and photograph my wedding.

*looks at Mondo* ;)
 
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