LOL at ebay user response

[LiE]

Can't believe she actually wrote that! FLOL!

 

[Basher]

The item says the RRP is worth £5k, thus it is a five grand bed.

But it's not new. So it's not worth £5k

 

[413x]

I thought the hat was on a banister!

Hilarious!

 

[BrightonBelle]

Someone should ask if it is un-used, why isn't it boxed?

Lol

BB x

 

[RastaManBob]

I thought the hat was on a banister!

Hilarious!

Me too

 

[Sliver]

I just asked her the following:

I like the look of your bed, but before I bid I'd like to know If the mattress springs are fitted with dampers as I'm quite a vigorous lover.

Thanks.
Paul.

I'm not expecting a reply but I'll post up here if I get one.

 

[Indie]

A couple of minutes after the auction ends, somebody should send her a link to this thread

 

[MikeTheNative]

Edit- Noticed somebody had posted it earlier

Also, mental people please stay away and do not waste my time. No you cannot come and sleep on it for a night. No i have no idea if your lover will like it and no! no hookers ever slept on it or neither there is blood. Shish!

I kind of feel sorry for this Woman but on the other hand, it's pretty funny.

 

[Delboy]

Someone write a question here and everyone should cut and paste it to her for the lols.

 

[pitchfork]

Just asked her if she would take livestock as I'm in need of a bed for my prized pig Jeremy.
Does it have any stains from previous livestock?

 

[Tephnos]

This thread is golden

 

[Mutt]

She's removed the update now.

 

[CREATIVE!11]

Asking her to rate softness out of 10 and get back to me.

 

[zenf]

Haha, the auction has been updated with additional content:

"Also, the colour is closer to the first photo and not as dark as the second one. It was taken in a yellow low light. Also, mental people please stay away and do not waste my time. No you cannot come and sleep on it for a night. No i have no idea if your lover will like it and no! no hookers ever slept on it or neither there is blood. Shish!"

Reading this thread in the office was a bad idea, I'm practically crying..

 

[Mark A]

Nice work guys!

 

[MikeTheNative]

Lets be quick and find another auction to derail.

 

[Krisali]

I asked for confirmation of the bed colour and also a guarantee the bed is free of bed bugs. Lets see if she bites

 

[KIA]

Philip Treacy crocodile skin hat £1.8k

Scum.

 

[firewallblocked]

OMG!

Jimmy choo shoes it says it all, a rich but not quite super rich Paris Hilton. Perhaps someone could ask if she has a necklace made of pearls for sale.

 

[Hawk Tuah]

Could be....

http://www.modrykonik.cz/blog/deniska24/