LOL JOKE

platypus · 10 Mar 2009 at 14:41

Nitefly said:
And you wonder why nobody likes you.

Amp34 · 10 Mar 2009 at 14:44

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Actually you have fallen pray to the common misconception most people have about the roman gladitorial events! Thumbs up was actually send him to the gods or kill him

I knew I should have checked before I typed that, that niggling doubt was correct...

Amp34 · 10 Mar 2009 at 14:49

Beren said:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=thumbs+up+etymology

http://bernd.wechner.info/Hitchhiking/Thumb/

Which seems to suggest thumbs up and down is utter rubbish with regard to the Romans.

EDIT: BETTER NATE THAN LEVER joke, I was thinking of posting that too, but it seems I was beaten to it...

Maccy · 10 Mar 2009 at 14:53

I just read that whole thing. Argh my eyes!

Amp34 · 10 Mar 2009 at 14:56

Maccy said:
I just read that whole thing. Argh my eyes!

You are the joke then.

The Dread Pirate · 10 Mar 2009 at 14:58

Maccy said:
I just read that whole thing

+1
Is it too late to get my life back?

Cosimo · 10 Mar 2009 at 15:01

Jeremy Clarkson and Kate Moss were talking and Jeremy said, "You don't know who I am do you?"

"No," replied Kate.

Jeremy said, "I do Top Gear."

"That's a coincidence because I do top gear as well," replied Kate, "Have you got 4 grams to spare?"

Subliminal Aura · 10 Mar 2009 at 15:04

Someone give him a good red nose

Blue Cypher · 10 Mar 2009 at 15:13

I actually read all that MikeHunt79, i want my 2 hours back

garylouden · 10 Mar 2009 at 15:14

I just spent 30minutes reading that long joke and I am so disappointed.........so so disappointed

platypus · 11 Mar 2009 at 12:00

Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

knowledge123 · 11 Mar 2009 at 12:30

LOL JOKE ? ^_^;

:/

You need LOL INTERNET

Noel Gallagher · 11 Mar 2009 at 12:41

Haha, that's a good one OP

gillywibble · 11 Mar 2009 at 13:27

MooMoo444 said:
fail

Ciphon · 11 Mar 2009 at 13:29

Oh My... Read a good 20 minutes worth of the MikeHunt joke before I realized just how mammoth it was.. Stopped there! The Jeremy Clarkson / Kate Moss and the Jew / Hindu / United fan were good

Jono8 · 11 Mar 2009 at 13:50

platypus said:
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

awesome

Beren · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:02

Amp34 said:
http://bernd.wechner.info/Hitchhiking/Thumb/

Which seems to suggest thumbs up and down is utter rubbish with regard to the Romans.

EDIT: BETTER NATE THAN LEVER joke, I was thinking of posting that too, but it seems I was beaten to it...

Yup! I thought it was thumbs up and down too... so the forum made me learn something

MooMoo444 · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:13

In regards to mikehunts 'joke'..

I read about three paragraphs in, then checked to see how much was left.

HOLY ****

Cosimo · 11 Mar 2009 at 15:50

An Irishman wearing nothing but Wellingtons goes up to the top of a block of flats and jumps off. The Police and some eyewitnesses are standing round the body talking when a Policeman says, "It looked as though he committed suicide then. He went up to the top and just jumped."

Then one of the dead mans friends came up to the little group and said, "He did not commit suicide. He thought he could fly."

"But he had no wings," said the Policeman, "He was just wearing Wellingtons."

"I know," replied the dead mans friend, "Someone told him earlier this morning that his grandfather flew in Wellingtons during the Second World War."

apeZ · 11 Mar 2009 at 16:33

skippi90 said:
That's a spoon.

There is no spoon. But there's no joke either