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Thats no spoon... it's a space station!
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Thats no spoon... it's a space station!
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The Perfect Husband!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN; "Thanks, honey! You know, I'd like to wear it someplace special this weekend. I know you were planning to go fishing with your buddies, but can we go to the opera instead?"
MAN: "Sure, honey, whatever you like."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but make sure you get a color you really like,
and all the options you want."
WOMAN: "Really? Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really what you want."
WOMAN: "Oh, you're so wonderful!. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN; "Thanks, honey! You know, I'd like to wear it someplace special this weekend. I know you were planning to go fishing with your buddies, but can we go to the opera instead?"
MAN: "Sure, honey, whatever you like."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but make sure you get a color you really like,
and all the options you want."
WOMAN: "Really? Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really what you want."
WOMAN: "Oh, you're so wonderful!. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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