Lost my Dog

[Scuzi]

Maybe you should talk to some people about your loss. Harvesting dog jizz won't bring your dog back.

 

[Morbius]

Im thinking about taking him to a taxidermist, is that strange?

I know it's difficult now because you're still going through the grief process, but at some point you will want to move on and having such an obvious reminder permanently in the house will be difficult. Even if you don't pursue it, you'll still have all the happy and wonderful memories of him.

Really sorry for your loss.

 

[Hades]

 

[antijoke]

I came into this thread with thoughts that I would say "It's ok, I'm sure he will turn up soon" "someone will find him" "is he chipped?"

To then realise what had actually happened.

Sorry to hear it.

 

[The Halk]

If my brother got my dog run over, I'd tell him got go play in the road and not come back till he was dead!!

While I'm certain frustration and despair can lead to wild accusations, it's not helpful to blame the brother, who probably feels bad enough without that kind of thing.

To consider the brother was at fault is jumping to a conclusion with really nothing to support it.

 

[Archy]

Sorry to hear that, awful to lose a pet

 

[MoNkeE]

ok so I have spoken to my old university and they may try and harvest the sperm for me. luckily i thought of this as soon as he died and put him in a Ice box last night.

What? I ... Huh?

Is this reality?

 

[Col_M]

Sorry to hear that! It's never easy losing a pet.

 

[MooMoo444]

It's a dog.

Not your son.

 

[koolpc]

Thanks for all the kind words everyone, I'm just so sad.

I am thinking about trying to harvest his sperm and freeze it so that we can have his puppies later on.

I also feel bad for my brother but at the same time I am just so upset with him!

Sorry to hear of the loss mate but harvesting his sperm? Is that a joke? Freezing him to?

 

[Kamwah]

Something smells trolly.

 

[webhound]

Certainly smells of troll (taxidermists, frozen sperms? wtf)..

If not troll, sorry for your loss dude.

 

[Marky]

Wow that is awful Really sorry for your loss

 

[vectisitch]

if this is genuine then i'm sorry for your loss ,but it all seems a bit wierd. sperm? stuffing? freezing? is this an austin powers scene???
it's beginning to sound like a cheap college comedy script.
how about having him cremated then keep his ashes in a nice box. but a stuffed animal won't ever look like the old fella did when he was alive.bit scary if i'm honest!!!!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

OP has no history of trolling so I'm guessing this is genuine. I'll mirror both camps in saying that I'm really sorry to hear the bad news but the harvesting part is a bit ... off?

 

[jamief]

Harvesting sperm from a dead dog? WTF.

 

[MooMoo444]

Gonna assume its just shock that's giving the OP this idea if its not a troll.

Harvesting sperm from your dead dog is just....taking creepy to a new level. I hope you don't actually try to follow that through.

 

[robgmun]

I am thinking about trying to harvest his sperm and freeze it so that we can have his puppies later on

Im thinking about taking him to a taxidermist, is that strange?

Ok, this is getting weird!

 

[SMed]

This is hilarious.

I'm assuming troll btw, if not... it's even more funny!


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[elmuzzy66.]

Sorry for your loss. If you need help telling your wife just start off teliing her its a close relative/ friend thats died only say ' just kidding it was the dog'.
Still feel for you i had to tell my wife our pussy couldn't fly.