Soldato
Oh dear this looks a total turd 
Madame Web (2024 - SSU)
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Soldato
This is getting obliterated all over the place for reviews. I saw one stating that it was the Cats of the Marvel universe lol
Soldato
Went to watch it last night with my Spiderman loving daughter and can absolutely confirm this is total and utter trash.
Under no circumstances watch this even on streaming for free.
Despite the fact that there isn't a single likeable character in the whole film, despite the fact that the actions scenes are literally cheap 90's TV show level, despite the fact that the band of girls that are in the trailer are in it for about 4 minutes and their powers are never explained and you instantly hate the lot of em and despite the fact the CGI in the movie is some of the worst I've ever seen, whats bad...... and I mean really really bad is the junior school level writing.
Honestly these writers need to go do something else because they sure as s*** can't write for toffee. The endless spew of exposition in every god damn scene is rage inducing....who in the higher ups at Sony read the script or watched the final cut and thought..."yeah, seems legit, thats how people talk to each other"...release it!
Also my daughter (who loved Morbius and both Venom movies and btw) hated it!
Rating 1/10.....would not and will not watch this again.
Under no circumstances watch this even on streaming for free.
Despite the fact that there isn't a single likeable character in the whole film, despite the fact that the actions scenes are literally cheap 90's TV show level, despite the fact that the band of girls that are in the trailer are in it for about 4 minutes and their powers are never explained and you instantly hate the lot of em and despite the fact the CGI in the movie is some of the worst I've ever seen, whats bad...... and I mean really really bad is the junior school level writing.
Honestly these writers need to go do something else because they sure as s*** can't write for toffee. The endless spew of exposition in every god damn scene is rage inducing....who in the higher ups at Sony read the script or watched the final cut and thought..."yeah, seems legit, thats how people talk to each other"...release it!
Also my daughter (who loved Morbius and both Venom movies and btw) hated it!
Rating 1/10.....would not and will not watch this again.
Soldato
Just one more thing place your bets
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Dakota Johnson Left Her Agency Just Days After 'Madame Web' Trailer Dropped: 'It Raised Industry Eyebrows'
It would appear Dakota Johnson may have some regrets about starring in Madame Web. Johnson's decision to swap out her representation following the release
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LMAO.
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Well that was an even greater disappointment than I expected. Only got to see Sydney in leather for about 6 seconds.
Caporegime
Worra surprise
Soldato
Wow. I'm now actually intrigued to watch it (when it's available for free) just to see how shockingly awful it really is.
Soldato
/me removes film from to 'check out' list...
Don
The only reason this might break $100m is that there’s nothing much else out for a month.
And people do like to see a “car crash” film sometimes.
Don
Soldato
Dune Part 2?!
Don
Thought it wasn't out till mid March, but just a couple of weeks away now actually.
Man of Honour
Watched tonight, was average at best. Some nice SFX but everything else inc the acting was mediocre as expected. Seemed like an overall pointless plot as well.
54% audience score on RT.
www.rottentomatoes.com
Madame Web
In a switch from the typical genre, Madame Web tells the standalone origin story of one of Marvel publishing's most enigmatic heroines. The suspense-driven thriller stars Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb, a paramedic in Manhattan who develops the power to see the future... and realizes she can...
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