Major love bite related problem

Pete_m said:
hahahaha. oops. dont cheat next time dude :p
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I don't think he was cheating. He just has a date for tomorrow, but slept with someone last night. This doesn't mean he's in a relationship with either.
 
Muban said:
Awww what did you tell him that for? It would have been much more fun for him to find out the hard way :D
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Because regardless of what he does he's gonna get caught, and I like the idea of him running around panicing for the next few hours :D
 
Ring her, and say you've fallen down the stairs. (Make it look convincing!)

When she comes to your rescue, you can tell her how special she is and then pretend to pass out.

You'll wake up in hospital, with loving girl by your side. :o


Or the paramedics will just slap you around a bit, and tell you to stop being a pansy
 
oh come on, imagination, paintballing is probably your best bet, I reckon you could get bruises like that and she'd probably not know anyway. though it'd be a little odd if they were only there, no other course of action, you're going to need to get someone to shoot you a few times...

or you could claim a faced a really psycopathic fast bowler, if you play cricket.

or...well, no, i have no more ideas...
 
Wow, we can only imagine what happened if she went any lower :eek:

Never seen marks as bad as that, paintball or airsoft unprotected sounds like the best bet!
 
Jesus Christ, you had it off with a vampire!

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:eek:
 
Magsy said:
Wow, we can only imagine what happened if she went any lower :eek:

Never seen marks as bad as that, paintball or airsoft unprotected sounds like the best bet!
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The rest of the pictures would be unsuitable for a family forum :S
 
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