Man arrested for riding his bike

This is totaly rediculas. I dont support what he did, think hes a total weirdo. But where in the law does it say you cant rub your penis against your bike in your own room?
 
I'd like to know how that guy getting it on with a bicycle is any different from a woman using her 'shaky little friend' After all, aren't both using inanimate objects to get their rocks off?
 
Fire Wizard said:
Hey Psyk, I agree with that to a certain extent. He did it in private, that’s fair enough however, the point is, what he has done is pretty strange, not normal (Or in my opinion anyway :p) and I wouldn't be surprised that people that take out these kind of actions are very unstable in the mind and could quite easily do this kind of thing to another human being. :)
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The point is that he was alone in private, he did no different than what every other male done in private when they choked the chicken. As for his being strange, plenty of people have fetishes, they are not illegal. It is also perfectly legal to think bad thoughts, no matter how twisted they may be, as long as you don't put it into action.

Yes he was weird, but unless we know exactly what legislation he broke I can't see any reason he was charged nevermind found guilty of.
 
What on earth is illegal about having sex with a bike and why on earth would someone want to have sex with one anyhow?

3 Years for WHAT though, police should keep to their own busisiness tbh wich is catching criminals not bike ******s ?
 
Raymond Lin said:
The point is that he was alone in private, he did no different than what every other male done in private when they choked the chicken. As for his being strange, plenty of people have fetishes, they are not illegal. It is also perfectly legal to think bad thoughts, no matter how twisted they may be, as long as you don't put it into action.

Yes he was weird, but unless we know exactly what legislation he broke I can't see any reason he was charged nevermind found guilty of.
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Hey Raymond Lin, you make a very valid point. :)
 
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Hope he used a rubber (inner tube)...

Oh dear, I can't stop laughing! It defies belief - just like that guy that was found with a camel or goat (whatever hapless animal) and the elders of the village made him marry it!
 
What gets me, is that he was in the privacy of his own home, and it was busted by some bloody cleaner who used his key to get in.

Tbh, if I were getting it on with my bike, I'd do a little preparation first. Make sure the door is locked, maybe put a key into the lock or chair under the handle. Then, put on a little music, maybe take a bath, just me and the bike, just to get it in the mood. Apply a little oil just to ease the joints, nothing more relaxing. Then take it all the way, really grind those gears, work the pedal, rough the handle bars until it is really worked up, then tease it until it can't take any more.

Then have sex with a bike...





uh?
 
If two cleaners burst in and he was having sex with his girlfriend, he could accuse them of being voyeurs.

Fact he was getting off with a bike, has absolutely no bearing imo (and a lot seem to be in agreement with my view).

Equally if he is just spanking the monkey (which imo he is cause the bike aint got no feelings to hurt), they still could be considered peeping toms.

Two cleaners? I didnt think it was normal to have 2 cleaners in 1 room, seems to me they must have planned what they were doing, and him being drunk too; not going to hear them knock.
 
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