lolMaybe it was a kid's bike.
ROFL, did he have the bike's concent before?
"Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink."
must have a strange looking wife/girlfriend.
He was in a hostel. I'd assume he was single.
Surely what he does in the privacy of his own room is his own business?
Lol you're not his bike are you? Poor you!
What gets me, is that he was in the privacy of his own home, and it was busted by some bloody cleaner who used his key to get in.
Tbh, if I were getting it on with my bike, I'd do a little preparation first. Make sure the door is locked, maybe put a key into the lock or chair under the handle. Then, put on a little music, maybe take a bath, just me and the bike, just to get it in the mood. Apply a little oil just to ease the joints, nothing more relaxing. Then take it all the way, really grind those gears, work the pedal, rough the handle bars until it is really worked up, then tease it until it can't take any more.
Then have sex with a bike...
uh?
The point is that he was alone in private, he did no different than what every other male done in private when they choked the chicken. As for his being strange, plenty of people have fetishes, they are not illegal. It is also perfectly legal to think bad thoughts, no matter how twisted they may be, as long as you don't put it into action.
Yes he was weird, but unless we know exactly what legislation he broke I can't see any reason he was charged nevermind found guilty of.
I think the reason he was charged was that he was aware that the cleaners were trying to get in, yet he effectively exposed himself in front of them. He would have to prove that he somehow didn't hear them banging on the door etc, and the fact that he didn't stop immediately and cover himself up suggests that maybe he wanted them to see?
He would have to prove that he somehow didn't hear them banging on the door etc, and the fact that he didn't stop immediately and cover himself up suggests that maybe he wanted them to see?
What gets me, is that he was in the privacy of his own home, and it was busted by some bloody cleaner who used his key to get in.
Tbh, if I were getting it on with my bike, I'd do a little preparation first. Make sure the door is locked, maybe put a key into the lock or chair under the handle. Then, put on a little music, maybe take a bath, just me and the bike, just to get it in the mood. Apply a little oil just to ease the joints, nothing more relaxing. Then take it all the way, really grind those gears, work the pedal, rough the handle bars until it is really worked up, then tease it until it can't take any more.
Then have sex with a bike...
uh?
Haha what the hell