Man Points

DAIR · 8 Feb 2011 at 12:05

Sone said:
sexed 2 ex's in one weekend, thats got to be worth some serious man points

....

You dogg!

trigger-happy · 8 Feb 2011 at 12:09

trigger-happy said:
walked into the ladies toilets, I had the biggest and smelliest dump I could produce, wash my hands and walkout of there without flushing the loo. Its the best way for a man to mark his territory.

Also I forgot to say that a couple of girls walked in after me and screamed.

Diesel · 8 Feb 2011 at 12:34

trigger-happy said:
walked into the ladies toilets, I had the biggest and smelliest dump I could produce, wash my hands and walkout of there without flushing the loo. Its the best way for a man to mark his territory.

Reminds me of when we had a lads weekend away in Newcastle.

We were staying in some dingy B&B type place where the rooms didn't have their own toilets. About 7am the morning after the first night I awoke with a rumbling gut, and swiftly headed to the loo.

I went back to my room and sat on the bed crying with laughter for the next 20 minutes as a procession of girls who were also staying in the B&B attempted to use the same toilet I had just violated.

The cries of "Eurghghh thats disgusting!" and "I think I'm going to be sick!" were truly hilarious.

Django x2 · 8 Feb 2011 at 12:36

I went in to my local Texaco and when paying for fuel asked the girl behind the counter for a KitKat Chunky. When she put a KitKat Chunky on the counter I raged at her!

"I said I wanted a KitKat......FAT ASS!"

Vonhelmet · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:14

Lucero said:
I went in to my local Texaco and when paying for fuel asked the girl behind the counter for a KitKat Chunky. When she put a KitKat Chunky on the counter I raged at her!

"I said I wanted a KitKat......FAT ASS!"

Less funny than the horror dumps.

-2 points.

Casdawer · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:44

I'm alive - +1 man point.

FNGsam · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:46

I made my own sandwich's for lunch

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-1 Man point.

But then I stacked them both together and ate it as one giant man-sandwich.
+1 man point.

OriginalJonty · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:49

Lucero said:
I went in to my local Texaco and when paying for fuel asked the girl behind the counter for a KitKat Chunky. When she put a KitKat Chunky on the counter I raged at her!

"I said I wanted a KitKat......FAT ASS!"

You lose man points. A real man would have taken that Kitkat Chunky and eaten it in one go.

Sp00n · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:52

FNGsam said:
I made my own sandwich's for lunch .
-1 Man point.

But then I stacked them both together and ate it as one giant man-sandwich.
+1 man point.

Manwich

Craig1981 · 8 Feb 2011 at 14:02

I had a huge McDonalds lunch. Large Chicken legend with bacon and salsa, large coke, large fries, potato wedges, lion bar mcflurry and cherry pie.

Man-sized appetite?

Yas786 · 8 Feb 2011 at 14:03

Last week in bed with my ex fiancee i let out a massive ripper and then promptly stuck her head down the duvet whilst shouting out...bask in the ambience bask in the ambience baby