Man stabs another after he fails to wash his hands...

i know nothing said:
I can't find the actual articles but there a quite a number of reports that make reference to similar studies like this one and this one. I was looking for the study that they did in Northern England but I can't find it.
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Fair enough :) I do always wash my hands when I first get home, and when I'm out I make sure never to touch my mouth or put my fingers in my mouth. Mainly because I know colds/flu can be transmitted this way and I hate having a cold, but no doubt other things can be transmitted that way too. At home though I don't do this because it is more of a controlled environment.
 
iCraig said:
It's just manners and respect to those who may be sharing your company.
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Quoted for truth.

Fact is you wash your hands so other people aren't indirectly touching your wang.

People claiming they don't wash their hands because their wangs are clean are a tad lazy imho.

Wash hands + dry with tissue + use tissue to open door + tissue in bin = sound minded me.
 
This thread just makes me think of Mr Humberfloob. (people with kids will understand)

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Fiiiiiieeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddd.
 
have a wee wee and decide to wash hands whether they have wee wee on or not.
turn the tap on so germs are on the tap
wash hands clean of germs
turn tap off and pick up germs again
open door to leave and germs are left on door.

Sounds inevitable that if you're using public facilities you're going to pick up some germs. i recommend an immune system
 
Efour2 said:
A worthy experiment :)
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asked the lab today - they've said i'm not allowed as its not part of my project.

i'm gonna ask a good friend to make up some agar for me if she has the time and do it at home. will leave the culture at room temperature as incubating it will be pointless because who incubates their hands before touching somebody :p
 
Complain to your company or send a complaint to health and safety if you believe the facilities aren't hygienic.

Hopefully your work mates don't know that you go around photographing the toilets or is it just part of your "collection"? :D
 
phykell said:
Hopefully your work mates don't know that you go around photographing the toilets or is it just part of your "collection"? :D
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Thats my number one in the middle urinal and I love to photograph the sun glinting off the top of it.
 
dmpoole said:
Thats my number one in the middle urinal and I love to photograph the sun glinting off the top of it.
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its magnificent, i wish i had the pic of the toilets on this North african oil rig. Silly locals dint know how to use the things and susequently soiled the entire cubical.

i didnt crap for 3 days and wee'd into the sea!
 
KNiVES said:
Everyone here gives me the impression that they think their penises are lumps of disease, death, plague and all that jazz. oO
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AIDS, crabs, vd, syphillis....what part of disease, death and plague don't you understand. Classic example is your typical Indian restaurant or bar where they leave peanuts for the regulars.....have a pee and regardless of splash, if you don't wash your hands, that bowl of peanuts is a urine infested delicatessen.....remember that the next time you've had a few and get the munchies!!
 
If your all so bothered then do any of you wash your hands before handling your wang.. no? surely you all must have read the stuff thats been going round for years about the average keyboard holding more germs than the average loo seat. your hands are probably carrying more germs than your wang in the first place
 
StixxUK said:
This is an amusing discussion, isn't it?

My **** is cleaner than my hands, having been showered in the morning and then protected from the outside world by clothes. It doesn't seep disease or anything. Hell, it's probably more hygienic to wash your hands after using your phone or computer than after going for a ****.
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lol

Your penis seeps urine/semen if you accidently get aroused by some skirt all day long, not to mention the fact that at least once during the day you'll get all sweaty, its dark and damp down their, as opposed to the fresh air of your hands, and the anti-bacterial rinse you perform each time you go to the loo. Remember, its not just your own bacteria - thats usually something you are attuned to - its others' from touching door handles, toilet paper etc etc. Splash back from the toilet, etc etc.

Plop splash pee wipe oh, why do my hands smell funny? Ah well... good afternoon client, shake my hand! Rich tea biscuit?

They say that pub peanuts often contain horrendous amounts of urea from guys not washing their hands - which is why I don't eat the free "finger food" in pubs...
 
Shoseki said:
lol

Your penis seeps urine/semen if you accidently get aroused by some skirt all day long, not to mention the fact that at least once during the day you'll get all sweaty, its dark and damp down their, as opposed to the fresh air of your hands, and the anti-bacterial rinse you perform each time you go to the loo. Remember, its not just your own bacteria - thats usually something you are attuned to - its others' from touching door handles, toilet paper etc etc. Splash back from the toilet, etc etc.

Plop splash pee wipe oh, why do my hands smell funny? Ah well... good afternoon client, shake my hand! Rich tea biscuit?

They say that pub peanuts often contain horrendous amounts of urea from guys not washing their hands - which is why I don't eat the free "finger food" in pubs...
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Not sure whether anybody has pointed out that the things that you smell - gaseous releases, general scents - often carry with them both the noxious molecule and other airborne particles/bacteria/viruses that originate from the source of the smell.

How long can you hold your breath? :)
 
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*clear...electric paddle shock* and you're revived!


guess what i procured from the labs on the 4th floor today... yup, 2 nutrient Agar plates and some swabs (well the swabs were from my lab actually)

i'll do the test that i spoke about in my last few posts - will have my usual shower at 7.30AM and then do a normal 9-5 day, at the end of the day when i get home i will swab an equal length down my willy and i'm not sure where for the other one. either down my face or along the palm of my hand.

i will then plate the swabs and leave it for a week, photograph what (if anything) has grown and then leave it another week and repeat.

if this breaks the forum rules then please please let me know as i dont want to get banned for the sake of this :p
 
SidewinderINC said:
*clear...electric paddle shock* and you're revived!


guess what i procured from the labs on the 4th floor today... yup, 2 nutrient Agar plates and some swabs (well the swabs were from my lab actually)

i'll do the test that i spoke about in my last few posts - will have my usual shower at 7.30AM and then do a normal 9-5 day, at the end of the day when i get home i will swab an equal length down my willy and i'm not sure where for the other one. either down my face or along the palm of my hand.

i will then plate the swabs and leave it for a week, photograph what (if anything) has grown and then leave it another week and repeat.

if this breaks the forum rules then please please let me know as i dont want to get banned for the sake of this :p
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How are the plates looking?

Remember to PCR from separate colonies to identify the nasties that you have. Think that the penis will end up with a greater number - but I`m more worried about the variety on your hands...
 
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