Man stabs another after he fails to wash his hands...

Like others have said, unless I **** on my hands than I dont think I need to wash them. I dont wash my hands after scratching my head or touching my face or rubbing my hands together. IMHO those are just as dirty if not dirtier than ones penis, seeing as they are more exposed to the polluted air and other airborn germs.

As for those asking if I would shake someones hand after they touched their penis. why not? I would shake your hand after you used a handrail and we all KNOW how dirty a handrail can be.
 
This is ridiculous. I can't believe the lengths some of you will go to just to mitigate your abject laziness. Stop making excuses and just wash your hands as part of the "ritual". Is it really too much to ask? :/

You lot are the reason why it's not really advisable to eat peanuts at a bar ;)

Stiff_Cookie said:
As for those asking if I would shake someones hand after they touched their penis. why not? I would shake your hand after you used a handrail and we all KNOW how dirty a handrail can be.
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Yes we do, and it's because of people like you who consider it's just too much effort to wash their hands after they've urinated. Personally, I avoid touching hand rails for that very reason.
 
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dirtydog said:
No but you know what I'm saying ;) We all come into contact with bacteria and bugs every day but our body fights them off without us knowing anything about it, if we have a normal healthy immune system.
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I totally agree with what you have written above but there is a huge danger that people get confused that the body can deal with all these bacteria when it can't.

dirtydog said:
I do wash my hands after using public toilets for what it's worth, but I realise it's probably more of a psychological thing rather than strictly necessary - especially as I will be touching other things on the way out of the room which aren't clean.
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Well if it is a "No.2" there is no arguement not to, period. I suspect that the majority of the replies on this this thread (including mine) deal with the washing of hands after a "No.1". It's all about reducing the bacteria you are exposed to, not removing bacteria from your life completely. This comes back to the "nobody is 100% resistant" bit, we all have different thresholds and if the bacteria is reduced, then those who are more susceptible are less at risk. It's a well known fact that people who wash their hands regularly suffer from less ailments and get sick less, plain soap will do, it doesn't have to be "anti-bacterial" soap unless you know you have a certain infection and have been advised by a Doctor to use such a product.

dirtydog said:
At home I don't wash my hands after a number 'one' because I don't see the need and I expect if we're honest, nor do most people.
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You're probably right if you live alone and maintain a good level of personal hygiene (it's quite amazing how many can't even manage that!), have no children and do not carry Hepatitis, chlamydia or are a typhoid Mary!

Far more important than washing your hands after a No.1 would be washing them before you eat.

dirtydog said:
I think there is an obsession with excessive cleanliness in modern (Western) society nowadays which partially explains the huge rise in allergies and in asthma cases, compared to a hundred and more years ago - before we had vacuum cleaners and fancy anti-bacterial soaps (which probably do more harm than good by creating drug resistant bugs).
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Well you've touched on a very important point and that is that sanitation and hygiene are responsible for saving far more lives than any drug. I think you are also right to suggest that the use of anti-bacterial soaps is a complete waste of time for day-to-day use when plain soap will suffice.
 
If you're so worried about being unclean at a public place after using the bathroom. Then why dont you hang your willy over the sink and wash that too :rolleyes:


Stiff_Cookie said:
Like others have said, unless I **** on my hands than I dont think I need to wash them. I dont wash my hands after scratching my head or touching my face or rubbing my hands together. IMHO those are just as dirty if not dirtier than ones penis, seeing as they are more exposed to the polluted air and other airborn germs.
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Totaly agree , what if i scratched my backside or itched my nose do i need to rush to the bathroom and wash my hands?
 
This is an amusing discussion, isn't it?

My **** is cleaner than my hands, having been showered in the morning and then protected from the outside world by clothes. It doesn't seep disease or anything. Hell, it's probably more hygienic to wash your hands after using your phone or computer than after going for a ****.
 
i know nothing said:
It's a well known fact that people who wash their hands regularly suffer from less ailments and get sick less
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Is that actually correct? I mean I don't wash my hands particularly often and touch wood, I have always been fit and healthy. Yet some people who are obsessive about their personal cleanliness, and the cleanliness of their home are always getting niggly colds and illnesses etc.

You're probably right if you live alone and maintain a good level of personal hygiene (it's quite amazing how many can't even manage that!), have no children and do not carry Hepatitis, chlamydia or are a typhoid Mary!

Far more important than washing your hands after a No.1 would be washing them before you eat.
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Yeah I do live alone and I do have a decent level of personal hygiene despite phykell's aspersions to the contrary :mad: :D hehe
 
georges said:
If girls can give you head without dying in huge numbers, I reckon you're safe handling yourself.
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And theres the rub (ooh err).
Millions of men around the world will just be wandering out of a toilet just before sex but hey, they washed their hands. Perhaps girls mouths have some type of protection that blokes don't have.
 
Good personal hygiene dictates washing hands after every and any toilet visit. So those that can't/won't follow that, doesn't really say much else for your personal cleanliness.

However if you're using a public convenience hand-washing becomes academic really unless you can avoid touching surfaces leading out of it (to prevent contaminating yourself with bacteria from other peoples unwashed hands).
 
Last club I went to had this guy who did everything for me except rub my hands together vigorously to work a lather. The most unhygienic was reaching into my pocket to give him the £2 worth of guilt money at the knowledge someone had a significantly worse job than I.
 
Are some of you Howard Hughes in disguise? I love the bit in The Aviator where he waits in the toilet until someone else comes in so he can sneak out without touching the door handle.
 
dmpoole said:
And theres the rub (ooh err).
Millions of men around the world will just be wandering out of a toilet just before sex but hey, they washed their hands. Perhaps girls mouths have some type of protection that blokes don't have.
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i tend to give him a rinse if i'm about to get some :p
 
dirtydog said:
Is that actually correct? I mean I don't wash my hands particularly often and touch wood, I have always been fit and healthy. Yet some people who are obsessive about their personal cleanliness, and the cleanliness of their home are always getting niggly colds and illnesses etc.
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Yep. Several studies have shown that people who wash their hands 4-5 times a day suffer less illnesses than others, but frequency is not as important as 'when' you wash your hands. As I said before, it is about reducing the risk, not eliminating it entirely.
 
Neil79 said:
Totaly agree , what if i scratched my backside or itched my nose do i need to rush to the bathroom and wash my hands?
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The best advice I can give is that you urinate on your hands to make them sterile and then suck them clean, making sure you get your tongue inbetween the fingers. If you do this you will become 100% resistant and be able to survive any biological attack Al-Quaeda have planned.
 
Odd. I'm a disgusting git that never washes his hands apart from when absolutely necessary - covered in oil, bits of food or when having a shower, for example. I've not been ill in years apart from the odd cold.

In fact, I've literally not taken a day off work or full time education that I can remember in the last 7 years. Always put it down to not washing my hands, eating plenty of food dropped on the floor etc.

Maybe I just have reverse AIDS or something.
 
StixxUK said:
Odd. I'm a disgusting git that never washes his hands apart from when absolutely necessary - covered in oil, bits of food or when having a shower, for example. I've not been ill in years apart from the odd cold.

In fact, I've literally not taken a day off work or full time education that I can remember in the last 7 years. Always put it down to not washing my hands, eating plenty of food dropped on the floor etc.

Maybe I just have reverse AIDS or something.
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No, you're just the reason why the common cold hasn't died off.
 
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