Man uses Lynx products for 7 years but fails to get a girlfriend

How can you fail to pull anything for seven years?

He's presumably washing himself, and shouldn't be in too terrible a state physically at 26.
 
JonJ678 said:
How can you fail to pull anything for seven years?

He's presumably washing himself, and shouldn't be in too terrible a state physically at 26.
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maybe he met no women worthy of him?




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:p
 
JonJ678 said:
How can you fail to pull anything for seven years?

He's presumably washing himself, and shouldn't be in too terrible a state physically at 26.
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Presumably because he was wanting women that look like the ones in the ads...

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I tend to use Black XS
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Girls tend to love it, and I like sweet smells like this one, however it does push the boundaries of 'manly' fragrances as women could probably get away with wearing it as a perfume too.

I haven’t used lynx since I was like ... 13?
That bloke must be a fail.
 
This weekend i was in a department store with my gf, and we decided to try some aftershaves to see which one she liked the best.

She liked the following

Regular XS
CK one

When i put XS on she practically went nuts! :D
 
xJcBx said:
I tend to use Black XS
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Girls tend to love it, and I like sweet smells like this one, however it does push the boundaries of 'manly' fragrances as women could probably get away with wearing it as a perfume too.

I haven’t used lynx since I was like ... 13?
That bloke must be a fail.
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Thats great, btw the article is fake :rolleyes: Has been said already
 
Hey they make millions trying to tell people this is what will happen so let em lose a few too :P

Shame its fake some1 should give it a try lol
 
In the UK, claims about a product that are cannot be reasonably believed to be true (Daz makes whites whiter than white!) are called 'mere puffs' and claims cannot be made against these.

I wonder what the situation is in India.
 
Unless I want to get jumped on by the mrs I dont wear linx. she loves it big style, which is a problem because I never get out the house on time if she is there
 
GuRkHa//$PIMP$ said:
Unless I want to get jumped on by the mrs I dont wear linx. she loves it big style, which is a problem because I never get out the house on time if she is there
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A lot of people turn their nose up at lynx simply because it's popular and cheap. Objectively, I think it can smell good, although clearly a quality aftershave is nicer, but that relies on the fact that it isn't applied like a 14 year old boy after a sweaty PE lesson (quarter of a can).
 
it really annoys me when people do this.

It's idiots like this that are the reasons why hairdryers have to say "don't use in the shower" peanut packets say "warning: contains nuts"

because someone thinks "hmm it doesnt warn about this so i'm going to sue and get thousands"

Personally I can't stand Lynx, doesn't smell nice and reminds me of someone i really don't like.
 
I personally find lynx to be very musty, and makes my throat close up :confused:

most aerosols do for me, but the Lynx scents to me, nowadays remind me of those prepubescant years in a locker room at school where everyone is spraying themselves creating a toxic smell that peels the paint from the walls
 
Hotwired said:
Common sense is a weak legal argument.

If they advertise something happens however much common sense says otherwise you can sue for lack of advertised effect.

Bit crap but I personally feel advertisers need slapping about every now and again for all the BS they plaster everywhere.

Hope he gets millions.
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Agreed.
 
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