Man uses Lynx products for 7 years but fails to get a girlfriend

[TheCenturion]

Because adverts are always true

If he can exploit a loophole and win some money, why not?

 

[Randomface74]

I hate adverts that outright lie.

 

[Sudden]

The lawyer is called Ram Jethmalani. Apparently, "Jeth" means "lie".

No it doesn't

'Jhoot' means lie

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Me and my mate sprayed 7 different flavours on ourselves one night, didn't work at all. I'm going to sue I think.

7 different scents! you're not supposed to eat it.

 

[SlyReaper]

http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/unable-to-attract-even-a-single-girl-frustrated-man-sues-axe/

 

[Psyk]

Lynx could avoid the problem by secretly hiring a prostitute to sleep with him. I'm sure that will be much cheaper than £26k.

 

[GreatAuk]

Lynx could avoid the problem by secretly hiring a prostitute to sleep with him. I'm sure that will be much cheaper than £26k.

nice plan

Personally I don't like wearing strong smelling products, but females smelling slightly of something pleasant, not overpowering can be quite attractive.

 

[person]

Lol is this a joke? what a freak .. of course it doesn't actually work I am female and I hate the smell of lynx and would not touch a man who wore it with a 50 foot barge pole.

 

[leaskovski]

As stupid as it sounds, the Lynx adverts are take the pee somewhat.

 

[Tefal]

you're allowed claims in advertising that "no reasonable person would believe"

it's like sueing red bull because they didn't turn you into a mutant freak

 

[buy_my_cookies]

what a plonker, still hope he wins though

 

[meghatronic]

Real mean use Sure

REAL men don't bother with this girly stuff and use something neutral/bland. That way the Alpha scent can ensnare the ladies.

 

[dangerstat]

This story stinks, though 26k is not to be sniffed at.

 

[Johnny Girth]

No woman likes man scent.

 

[Things change I've changed]

Real mean use Sure

I use Sure cotton fresh

 

[Vonhelmet]

Fair play. Truth in advertising, yo.

 

[Wicksta]

I'm going to sue BMW because my Z4 doesn't paint coloured lines on the road.

 

[Jez]

I'm going to sue BMW because my Z4 doesn't paint coloured lines on the road.

To be fair it probably would if you drove through paint as they did

 

[mmj_uk]

At least if he wins I'm sure he'll be able to buy some girls!

He won't need to they'll be swarming around him once he's rich.

 

[Wicksta]

To be fair it probably would if you drove through paint as they did

They didn't drive through paint, they had paint guns directed onto the tyres with different coloured tanks of paint. Watch it again.

I obviously bought the car expecting these to be standard, and I want some compo!