Man vs Food

Possibly underestimate, but not greatly so. In fact I even checked before I posted that, being very careful to say 'solid food'. Considering the human stomach can, at bursting point, hold 4 litres and you only have an hour to complete it, I don't believe that volume of food can be consumed in that time.

Bear in mind that the record for eating cranberry sauce is a little over 13lbs in eight minutes, and that there are similar records for similar weights in similar times, I don't think anyone could devour a 7lb burger in a 6lb bap, with 1lb of fries, plus milkshake, salad, cheese, bacon and sauce in less than an hour. I just don't think the human stomach can process enough food quickly enough to allow it to all get in there, even if you had the willpower to do so.

Well there are people that dedicate themselves to competitive eating.

Check out this guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeru_Kobayashi

He's done 17.7 lb of cow brains in 15 minutes, and 20lb of rice in 30 minutes.
His speciality is hotdogs, with a record of 69, but I'm not sure how much they weigh. 13lb of solid food in an hour probably wouldn't even challenge Kobayashi.
 
I've eaten some big meals. I did a Fatty Arbuckles one many years ago and won a T-Shirt and had a photo taken for the wall. I did feel incredibly sick afterwards. I went to the pub but could only manage to sip water. The killer was the 2 pints of ice-cream they brought as desert. The menu didn't mention how big that was.

I've also done a breakfast not far off the size of that one in the Mail. Again, it wasn't pleasant. A darkened room, a bed and water were what was needed about an hour after. The appeal of doing it is to see the look on the staffs' faces. They see loads of people try and fail, they're genuinely surprised to see someone stupid enough and capable of these kinda challenges.

Neither of these had a time limit. Though I have drunk 10 pints of 5%+ lager in an hour. That does require some vomiting. My stomach isn't large enough otherwise. Too much froth. I'm thankful to say my days of participating in such shenanigans are well and truly over.
 
Neither of these had a time limit. Though I have drunk 10 pints of 5%+ lager in an hour. That does require some vomiting. My stomach isn't large enough otherwise. Too much froth. I'm thankful to say my days of participating in such shenanigans are well and truly over.

I've done that, without vomiting.

Quite keen to do that burger challenge I linked to above. I think I'll make a smaller one at home as a test run.
 
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I've done 12 pints in an hour, 3 yard glasses of ale (5.4%) and a few necked pints.
My stomach is solid for liquids, I neck 4-5 pints of water when I get home from a night out to prevent hangovers so it's used to it.

I consumed nearly 20 pints of home brewed ales of various strengths that night and fell over countless times on the way home, brewing society socials are dangerous.

What is hard to drink in large amounts though? Custard. Try downing a litre of custard without throwing up.
 
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I've been to Primanti Bros. in Pittsburgh from S1E3, not the exact branch he went to but the one on Forbes Ave. as it's near our office there. It was grand, a sammich with meat, egg, slaw and chips inside was never going to be bad :)
 
I've done 12 pints in an hour, 3 yard glasses of ale (5.4%) and a few necked pints.
My stomach is solid for liquids, I neck 4-5 pints of water when I get home from a night out to prevent hangovers so it's used to it.

I consumed nearly 20 pints of home brewed ales of various strengths that night and fell over countless times on the way home, brewing society socials are dangerous.

What is hard to drink in large amounts though? Custard. Try downing a litre of custard without throwing up.

Really.....?

You must be one massive/ fat b*****d.....

If not that is impossible....
 
There's a new challenge at Ad Lib in Glasgow.

3lb’s of Aberdeen Angus beef;
3 beef tomatoes;
2 onions;
1lb of cheese;
and a giant bun.

£35, free if you finish it in two hours. Tempting, very tempting...

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY... then give me it back because I'll get it done in 2 hours. May die but **** happens.
 
Really.....?

You must be one massive/ fat b*****d.....

If not that is impossible....
I'm 6'6" and 20 stone (part muscle, part fat), and when I was growing up basically all there was to do in my town was drink.
That isn't the record though, over a 30 hour session I put away 34 pints. I did eat 3 times during the session, bready/ greasy stuff though which sobers you up a lot, so it depends whether you count eating as cheating, we drank early morning through to early afternoon the next day.

It's not good it's bloody expensive! I'd prefer to have normal alcohol tolerance.
 
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There's a new challenge at Ad Lib in Glasgow.

3lb’s of Aberdeen Angus beef;
3 beef tomatoes;
2 onions;
1lb of cheese;
and a giant bun.

£35, free if you finish it in two hours. Tempting, very tempting...

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pfft... what do I do with the spare 90 mins I would have?

I am going for that bad boy next time I am in :D
 
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