Man walks into a chippy

[Maximum Triceratops]

The body of Mark Speight, the childrens presenter has been found. Police are looking at the bigger picture of his death,


sent in by Amy 11, from Reading.

That reminds me of another I just remembered.

Police are interviewing George Micheal after a chocolate bar was found in Stephen gately's ass, apparently it was a "Careless whisper".

 

[James J]

That reminds me of another I just remembered.

Police are interviewing George Micheal after a chocolate bar was found in Stephen gately's ass, apparently it was a "Careless whisper".

haha

 

[Cosimo]

Man walks into a chippy.
"Got any good jokes?"
Fryer - "We don't serve jokes here"

 

[bmi92]

Sidewinder saved the thread

OP should be banned!

 

[E61 Grouphead]

Oh my cod.

There's a time and a plaice.

 

[Marky]

Ban.

 

[zain]

This has added to my list of reasons FOR suicide.

 

[AHarvey]

Man walks in to a garage and says to the woman:

"I'll have a kit kate chunky"

So the assistant puts a kit kat chunky on the counter, he replies:

"No, I wanted a normal kit kat fat ass!"

 

[SideWinder]

Sidewinder saved the thread

OP should be banned!

\o/ <3

 

[TurnipHead]

Those jokes just gave me diabetes.

 

[grudas]

suicide.

 

[Disco Boy]

With the Polish president, and leader of the security forces dead.

I bet Germany are thinking.. Well we could, just for old times sake...

 

[Lightnix]

F-F-F-FACEPALM!!!

It's
g-
..g-
.....g-
........g-
GALBADIANS!

 

[Tomsk]

Man walks into a chippy.....




and gets hammered!

 

[Disco Boy]

'Poland must now re-build'

At least they've got the right tradesmen...

 

[alex24]

Man walks into a chippy.....




and gets battered!

I fixed it.

 

[Tomsk]

I fixed it.

No you didn't.

 

[nydryl]

What do dwarfs and midgets have in common?




Very little.

 

[Voltar]

Can the Dons put a ban on all joke threads please?

 

[nydryl]

Can the Dons put a ban on all joke threads please?

Why so serious?

Rubbish jokes are brilliant!