Man walks into a chippy

I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just so wrong.

Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.



What's the difference between Poland and my pencil case?

My pencil case has a ruler.
 
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.

Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him.

“You know, ” said the doctor, “you really have to learn to trust me.”
 
I had a German plumber in the other day. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the shower. Old habits die hard..
 
After having sex with a council estate girl, there's nothing worse than looking down and seeing a broken condom hanging off your knob! Especially when you weren't wearing one when you started!
 
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They're good jokes, in a 'they're kinda good, kinda bad, kinda good, but I still want to kill myself' way.
 
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