Man walks into a chippy

Robbo · 13 Apr 2010 at 00:37

OP, your name has redeemed you.

Red Porsche · 13 Apr 2010 at 01:01

that must have hurt him.

nex20 · 13 Apr 2010 at 02:30

I laughed at the second joke

Tonyator · 13 Apr 2010 at 04:47

I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just so wrong.

Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.

What's the difference between Poland and my pencil case?

My pencil case has a ruler.

Robbo · 13 Apr 2010 at 05:04

Tonyator said:
I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just so wrong.

Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.

What's the difference between Poland and my pencil case?

My pencil case has a ruler.

I liked them both, thread is being saved!

laffs83 · 13 Apr 2010 at 07:21

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.

Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him.

“You know, ” said the doctor, “you really have to learn to trust me.”

laffs83 · 13 Apr 2010 at 07:31

I had a German plumber in the other day. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the shower. Old habits die hard..

wez130 · 13 Apr 2010 at 07:32

r3loaded said:
Not too far from where I live: http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&l...=xX3-VQrV_zYtqq6UXDaDkw&cbp=12,50.11,,2,-1.77

not far from where i used to live

laffs83 · 13 Apr 2010 at 07:33

After having sex with a council estate girl, there's nothing worse than looking down and seeing a broken condom hanging off your knob! Especially when you weren't wearing one when you started!

Cosimo · 13 Apr 2010 at 08:18

An Alzheimer's patient walked into a chippy to buy some.....

ICEx21 · 13 Apr 2010 at 08:57

Robboftw said:
I liked them both, thread is being saved!

Better Nate than Leva!

Infam0us · 13 Apr 2010 at 09:42

laffs83 said:
I had a German plumber in the other day. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the shower. Old habits die hard..

Laney88 · 13 Apr 2010 at 09:54

InvaderGIR · 13 Apr 2010 at 10:10

ChroniC said:
At first i thought you were serious, then i realised this is just a really rubbish joke.

Narziss · 13 Apr 2010 at 10:29

PiKe · 13 Apr 2010 at 10:33

You've cod to be kidding me?

Infam0us · 13 Apr 2010 at 12:33

PiKe said:
You've cod to be kidding me?

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Frenzy · 13 Apr 2010 at 12:36

The ops username was good at least

danza · 13 Apr 2010 at 13:10

They're good jokes, in a 'they're kinda good, kinda bad, kinda good, but I still want to kill myself' way.

SlugForAButt · 19 Apr 2010 at 21:46

Russia's new Rugby ground is coming on well.
Apparently they've already got the Poles in the ground...