Man walks into a chippy

Maximum Triceratops · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:39

Man walks into a chippy.
"Fish and chips please love"
Fryer - "Ok, your fish wont be long"
Man - "Well it better be ******* fat then"

Man walks into a chippy with a Haddock under his arm.
Man - "Do you sell fishcakes love?"
fryer - "Yeah sure"
Man "great i'll have one, its his Birthday"

:eek:

PiKe · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:40

jonislost · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:40

seriously these are just awful, especially the first one. Delete your account now.

Morgoth · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:41

These are so bad they induced a stroke.

illogik · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:41

Azza · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:41

They are very bad!

scorchisio · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:41

you can come again those are top drawer. What do you get if you cross a cow a sheep and a young goat?

The milky baaa kid

Buffman · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:42

I lold

Bennie-Mac · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:42

F-F-F-FACEPALM!!!

DJMK4 · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:42

Go bury your head in a pool of shame

dekez · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:43

W.T.F.

Django x2 · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:46

ban is not enough

Mikoyan · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:49

Death is not even enough

James J · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:49

The body of Mark Speight, the childrens presenter has been found. Police are looking at the bigger picture of his death,

sent in by Amy 11, from Reading.

manbearpig · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:49

NO HOTLINKING

James J · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:51

Ideas that never got used in the new windows 7 adverts!

Hi I'm Kate McCann and leaving windows open was my idea...

Hi I'm Joseph Fritzel and not having windows was my idea....

Hi I'm Harvey Price and licking windows was my idea!!!

shauncr91 · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:51

There was a fight in my local chippy the other day, fish got battered.

Siliconslave · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:52

remind me of all the bar jokes i had (but never used) when i used to work in a pub...

a horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face"
a burger walks in the a bar and the barman says "sorry we don't serve food here"
a polar bear walks into the bar and says "i'll have a pint of .................... bitter" and the barmans says, why the big paws?

i could go out, but i won't...

SideWinder · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:54

I had 13 yoghurts yesterday...i was mullered!

Bennie-Mac · 12 Apr 2010 at 14:55

Man walks into a chippy
Man "Cod supper please"
Fryer "Sorry were out of cod"
Man "Oh"
He proceeds to kill himself.