Man walks into a chippy

[squ1bby]

Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie?

He thought he was getting LSD but ended up with quicker broadband.

 

[eatcustard]

So poor, but funny

 

[gee3000]

I was standing by the ATM and a blind, one legged **** asked me to check his balance for him.

So I pushed the **** over



NOTE 1: The last 4 stars are a bad word beginning with C.
NOTE 2: "****" can be replaced with pretty much any race/creed/religion but this is how I received the joke. no hate-ting.

 

[alex24]

Racist and making fun of people with disabilities. If you can work a homophobic joke into there too you've got the treble!

 

[BigglesPiP]

Man walks into a chippy...you'd have thought he would have seen it.

 

[Hades]

My eye sight must be getting worse!!

Just last week I nearly blinded a Muslim when I tried to post a letter.

Just spat my whisky over my keyboard. Fantastic

 

[Efour]

Why did Hitler commit suicide in his bunker ?

Cos he saw his gas bill.


baboomtish,,,,

 

[Tonyator]

Oh we're onto Hitler jokes are we....


Hitler was one of the most evil men in history.

He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.

Although, on the plus side, if he hadn't have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War



I'm not saying that Hitler din't make some mistakes, fair enough he gassed six million Jews, tried to conquer Europe and planned to ethnically cleanse the world, but my God he knew how to look after a moustache.



Who's the best Jewish cook?

Hitler.

 

[npjnpj]

Prince Charles landed at Calgary for a visit. When he got off the plane he was wearing a Davy Crocket hat, you know, one of those round fur jobs with a tail at the back.

When he was asked what's with the hat, he said that he'd told his mum he was going to Calgary,and she'd said: 'Wear the fox hat'.