Man Wants To Wed Computer

I would have sex with a computer

well....it would obviously be something like the woman in 'The Machine' and not a macbook (still, could be worse, could have been a packard bell laptop)

p.s. Hello to all the middle aged mumsnet ladies who found out their partners were cheating on them!
 
glen8 said:
I would have sex with a computer

well....it would obviously be something like the woman in 'The Machine' and not a macbook (still, could be worse, could have been a packard bell laptop)

p.s. Hello to all the middle aged mumsnet ladies who found out their partners were cheating on them!
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made me lol :D :D
 
"Mr Sevier cites legal precedents around the world - including a case where a woman married a dolphin and a Chinese man wed a cardboard cutout of himself"

Wut
 
Jeps said:
A wife with an off switch. Doesn't sound so bad
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Mine is easy to turn off, it's turning her on that's the problem :p

Redz said:
Publicity stunt to undermine the gay marriage laws by the look of it.
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Based on this, the best outcome would be for him to be allowed to marry the macbook, then meet the woman of his dreams, but be unable to marry her due to already being married. :D
 
I don't think he actually wants to wed it, he's doing it out of spite using the gay marriage argument to validate it and mocking it. The lengths some people will go to..
 
Why is this even news, I could marry a tree and it wouldn't mean anything.

Dudes gonna be banging the pc either way, only difference after is the church has a nice donation.
 
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