Man Wants To Wed Computer

I can't see why they don't just allow him to go ahead with it?

If I'm not mistaken, marriage requires consent from both parties, and since a Macbook is an inanimate object, it can't give consent. So let him pay out a small fortune for the ceremony, registration, etc. and then give everyone at the wedding a good giggle at his expense when he's stood at the altar like a gormless **** waiting for the Macbook to say "I do".

MikeTheNative said:
Have a rectangle penis?
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Yup, it's a little know fact that USB actually stands for "Universal Sperm Bank"
 
majnu said:
Is his computer called MACbeth?
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....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Just let yourself out
 
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