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Guess what i bought today?
Poll: Marmite or Bovril
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The Daily Mail and a four pack of Carling.
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Chicken Bovril?
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I wish
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Just LOL if you're not guzzling Yeast extract (contains BARLEY, WHEAT, OATS, RYE), salt, vegetable juice concentrate, vitamins (thiamin, riboflavin, niacin, vitamin B12 and folic acid), natural flavouring (contains CELERY) and Beef broth (50%) [water, beef bones], yeast extract (27%) [contains BARLEY, WHEAT, OATS, RYE], salt, water, colour (ammonia caramel), corn starch, beef powder (1%), flavour enhancers (disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate), acid (lactic acid), flavourings (contain CELERY) every day, twice a day, as part of your five a day, nutritious and delicious, wonderbroth bonanza.
e: noobs.
e: noobs.
Marmite crisps....
Having dipped a toe into the science world with its ‘Gene Project’ push a few years ago, Marmite is now taking us into [checks notes] obstetrics.
A faux documentary shows parents-to-be submitting to hospital tests to see if their babies will be Marmite lovers or haters. “A recent study has shown that babies in womb may be able to taste what their mothers have eaten, via the amniotic fluid,” a doctor tells us. The ad shows parents enjoying (or not) the revealing moment, as creepy 4D scans reveal the delighted or appalled reactions of their foetuses.
- they could have taken the mickey out of gender reveal parties - if the UK is still adopting those
A faux documentary shows parents-to-be submitting to hospital tests to see if their babies will be Marmite lovers or haters. “A recent study has shown that babies in womb may be able to taste what their mothers have eaten, via the amniotic fluid,” a doctor tells us. The ad shows parents enjoying (or not) the revealing moment, as creepy 4D scans reveal the delighted or appalled reactions of their foetuses.
- they could have taken the mickey out of gender reveal parties - if the UK is still adopting those
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Marmite for me. I always have a jar in the cupboard, though it can easily sit there for a month between deployment to its old friend, toast.
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muffins, toast, teacakes, buns, baps, baguettes, bagels, croissants, crumpets, pancakes, potato cakes, hot-cross buns, and smegging flapjacks!
..oh, and waffles?
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you nailed the list! We salute you
Source for anyone who wants the clip:
some absolute geniuses that worked on that.
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Evidence that Marmite is the correct option in the poll
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..and that in the Red Dwarf world, its someone like this who likes Bovril.
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Baxter (Red Dwarf)
Say goodbye to your teeth!Baxter to Lister. Your two mates stole my hooch; and when they get out of hospital, and there's no guards about, this is what's gonna happen to them... (crushes two bread buns in his fists)Baxter to the Cat. Baxter is a supporting antagonist in the Red Dwarf Series VIII...
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Marmite and raspberry jam on toast is where it is at... Sweet and sour toast with 100s of pips...
Marmite and banana on toast is the goto. It's like a mild curry nom nom nom.
