Mate has BEES Help!

[Vanquish-Storm]

Shatter his skull with your keyboard and claim your prize.

From an earlier thread that made me laugh lots! Plan B - After the TNT/Fire of course!

 

[Hilly]

Just had a read up on some bees/wasps...these sound horrible, Tarantula Hawk!

Oh my ******* god.

DO NOT WANT.

 

[Tefal]

I agree and they are harmless.

unless his child accidentally disturbs/annoys them and gets severely stung/killed.

 

[Mr Jack]

i see that arson is popular these days around ocuk? lol

Arson? Hardly. You target the nest in particular, there's a risk of flame from alternate entrances but, in general, the fire remains well under control.

 

[KNiVES]

I can't be the only one whose feet are off the floor now.

 

[kibblerok]

don't kill bees

 

[knowlesy]

Jesus! We're all dead

On a serious note, I suggest two things that we have employed successfully on ants in the past ... I'm sure they'll work on bees/wasps similarly ...

1) boiling water. More suited to patios than soil, really.

2) soak petrol into the soil (the tunnels will help it all flow in), wait for a while, add some more to be sure and light it up. Instant cure.

id go with the second one for any occasion...dont forget to record and youtube it for our pleasure

 

[Andy1911]

burn them out

 

[knowlesy]

Just had a read up on some bees/wasps...these sound horrible, Tarantula Hawk!

wait a second.....


*throws up*

now where were we ?

 

[Coxyis]

I vote petrol + flame.

 

[Van Hellseek]

Mate has BEES Help!

I came into this thread expecting "BEES" to be some kind of disease/condition which your friend has just been diagnosed with. :/

 

[SamuraiTortoise]

If Bees leave well alone. If wasps, mix some washing up liquid with petrol for home made napalm and have done with them.

 

[Mobius 1]

I'll show you a wasp!

https://flic.kr/p/6t7cRt

Caught that bugger the other week in the living room. Was FAST, NOT AFRAID and CLEARLY AGGRESSIVE.

I give you, the Pimpla Instigator Wasp. Native to England too....

those things give off an awful stink when you attack them and try and kill them. and they take an absolute battering. i used to get them in my room all the time, although i never got stung by one thank god.

 

[Judge Mental]

Better to have bees than crabs.

 

[Coxyis]

By the sounds of it, maybe not...

Atleast when you go see a doctor about crabs, he doesn't turn you away explaining they are endangered?

 

[lee32uk]

I'll show you a wasp!

https://flic.kr/p/6t7cRt

Caught that bugger the other week in the living room. Was FAST, NOT AFRAID and CLEARLY AGGRESSIVE.

I give you, the Pimpla Instigator Wasp. Native to England too....

They have no sting you wuss They are also known as Ichneumon wasps

 

[Raikiri]

I came into this thread expecting "BEES" to be some kind of disease/condition which your friend has just been diagnosed with. :/

It's an affliction of the knees, or so I've heard.

 

[mrk]

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